I had a friend call me once all distraught asking for help

When I get there she proceeds to tell me she was mixing a shot of dope on the back of the toilet and the spoon fell in the water. Wanted to know how she could salvage her dope from the toilet water

She was inconsolable

She wouldn't give up on it either. For hours she went on and on brainstorming ways to extract her narcotics out of toilet water.

Some things you just never forget. Much as you'd like to