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JoePrich
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Aging internet outlaw and devilishly handsome host of Just Joe Radio

Had $5000 stolen out of my bank account today.

I asked the bank how this happened and they said, probably a gas pump debit card skimmer.

When I was a kid, you could pull up to the pump, wave at the clerk, and they'd turn it on so you could fill up.

Today we use a plastic card with a microchip, pin number, and 17 other "safety" features and still get robbed blind for the sin of just trying to get gas

I HATE this diversified shit pit, piss-trough of a civilization more than I have the vocabulary to express.

Lol this stupid bastard has to be the last person on Earth figuring out he's not in charge.

Side Note: When he says he's going to "try and stop it", he means he's going to post REALLY hard, in all caps, on his Boomer Twitter no one uses

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If you wonder why I get so annoyed with it, it's because they've been selling the same pile of rehashed, deep fried, horseshit my en-tire life.

4+ decades I've been hearing about how we need to "bomb them tarewrists" in order to "fight for FREEDUM" or whatever and never once have I seen it necessary or beneficial to the United States in any way.

In fact, it seems like, every time we go Freedum Duhfendin', the outcome is worse for us and our soldiers.

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If you still support Donald Trump, congratulations, you are officially a wet-brain, clinically retarded, dumbfuck extraordinaire supreme.

You're so fucking stupid they don't even bother cooking up a convincing lie as to WHY they're dragging the United States into YET ANOTHER war for Israel.

They just look you dead in the face and say stupid horseshit like "We bombed another naton...FOR PEACE" and "We HAD to unilaterally bomb the rogue desert nation without declaring war...before they did something EXTREME!!"

Because they knew once you started throwing your life savings at obnoxious gold sneakers and "digital" trading cards, you are IRREDEEMABLY HOPELESSLY dirt clod STUPID and there isn't a turd too stinky for you to suck right out of Trump's ass

Fuck all of ya

Guy at the gym had one of those gaudy handlebar moustaches with big ol' loops on the end...

Why'd I find it so annoying?!

Shouldn't bother me but it felt like some kinda challenge or something. Idk like he was daring someone to say something about it to him...

Listen to me young man.

You have no time.

I know at your age it feels like time stretches out to infinity and you have the leisure of "getting around" to things, but you dont. You would be horrified if you could grasp how little time you actually have.

So just take it from me. Hear me now.

Whatever you're going to do, do it. You don't have *any* time and what little time you DO have is running out. Get going. Go

This is more common than you'd think. They're really at their most aggresive when they have zero chance of losing, ie. in a big group or attacking an old person.

But open aggression from White people stuns and frightens them

I drove through the scene of this accident today, in fact. A half of a mile of just burnt and scarred up pavement and retainer walls, still echoing of horror and lives lost.

It IS a work zone. Which means it'll soon be literally paved right over. Forgotten. Right into the ol' Memory Hole

No one in power or with authority will say "Hey maybe we should rethink this whole importing endless waves of 72 IQ unibrows thing". Because that would involve political risk and acknowledging the Grand Diversity Experiment is a failure.

So we'll just pave over it and keep our kid's lives in peril. The alternative is to be called a "racist". Which we all know is the worst thing that can happen to a person. Much worse than being mowed down by a 80,000-lb rolling missile.

Maimed, disfigured, paralyzed and grieving a dead child. But at least they can't call you a xenophobe!!

(They still you a racist xenophobe anyway.)

Absolutely.

Step 1. Exblode benis

Step 2. Make benis is sploded

About 1 out of every 3 times my boy gets in my truck he says "Hey put on That One Song"

By That One Song he, of course, means Corey Hart's 'Sunglasses At Night'.

If I say "What song?!" he'll say "Ya know that one we always listen to!! Doo dah doo doo doo dah doo doo'

😆👌🏻 He LOVES his 'Sunglasses At Night'

I got pulled over in my big truck once, just south of Houston. Highway patrolman straight outta Central Casting. Big belly, THICK Southern accent, 10 gallon hat...the whole 9.

I asked "What'd I do, officer?!"

He just smiled and rested his hand on his giant revolver. (Not as a threat, just kinda absentmindedly).

"Nothin' a-tall' he said, grinning like a Cheshire cat.

He pulled a toothpick out of his mouth and used it as a pointer.

"Yuze just the first one to come over that hill" then he snickered menacingly and pulled out the ticket book

Btw, just a little disclaimer, not ONE fucking syllable about the Schizophrenic Sneaker Scholar will be uttered on Just Joe Radio tonight.

Not one syllable. Not even to mock or complain about him. Over it..

If this bothers or upsets you, skip attending this episode.

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Ya, Johnny Cash helped me get outta prison...long before Rodriguez stole that goat...

No one I know that lost weight with an injection looks healthy. They've lost a lot of muscle along with the fat. They also seem to have aged greatly. Skinnier, sure. But just..deflated and OLD looking

It's my belief that my big balls should be held every night, OH

If you're black and you get your feelings hurt, the entire nations grinds to a halt.

If you're White and literally on fire in the nation's most crowded city, no even looks up from scrolling TikTok, let alone move to put you out.

Read this over and again until the connection becomes apparent. Because trust me, it's there

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If the Unites States government helping al-Qaeda take over Syria confirms one thing, it's that jews did 9/11.