Translated to Pirate speak.

He ain't done it.

-"Aye, he did, but he didn't mean to.

-He had no choice, matey!

-The media would've hung him out to dry if'n he didn't do it. 🍞 🎪🤡

-He was hoodwinked/got bad counsel.

-The crew in Congress were set to do it anyway.

-It'd have been a bigger storm if he didn't, yarr!

-It's for the best that he did, ye see.

-Ye scurvy dogs just ain't savvy to the ways of the high seas chess. ♟️

-It exposed them rascals!

-He had to give 'em what they wanted or they'da got their hands on the treasure.

-He's just one man, aye aye!

-He ain't no seasoned sailor, arr!

-Nor a doctor with potions to heal ya. 👨‍⚕️

-Not an economist with coin to spare.

-Ye just don't fathom his love for ye, swashbucklers! ❤️❤️❤️

-He didn't force it, but ye might've lost some booty if'n ye didn't comply.

-Next time, he'll handle things better, yarr!

-There be some scurvy folks in power, but we be a friendly bunch too. ⛺️

-Aye, he's got a bit o' the devil in him, but he's not full o' evil. 👿

-But what about that rogue, Cap'n So-and-So? 🤪

-The seas have always been rough, me hearties. ☺️

-Ye just gotta pick yer battles, aye? 😮 😳

-Who else ye got in mind, savvy?

-'Cause this here scoundrel be the only choice.

-Aye, ye just can't stand the poor fella! 😡

-Ya must have a soft spot fer that sorceress, Killery. 💕

-Ye be callin' me names fit for the Black Spot! 🤪