Translated to Pirate speak.
He ain't done it.
-"Aye, he did, but he didn't mean to.
-He had no choice, matey!
-The media would've hung him out to dry if'n he didn't do it. 🍞 🎪🤡
-He was hoodwinked/got bad counsel.
-The crew in Congress were set to do it anyway.
-It'd have been a bigger storm if he didn't, yarr!
-It's for the best that he did, ye see.
-Ye scurvy dogs just ain't savvy to the ways of the high seas chess. ♟️
-It exposed them rascals!
-He had to give 'em what they wanted or they'da got their hands on the treasure.
-He's just one man, aye aye!
-He ain't no seasoned sailor, arr!
-Nor a doctor with potions to heal ya. 👨⚕️
-Not an economist with coin to spare.
-Ye just don't fathom his love for ye, swashbucklers! ❤️❤️❤️
-He didn't force it, but ye might've lost some booty if'n ye didn't comply.
-Next time, he'll handle things better, yarr!
-There be some scurvy folks in power, but we be a friendly bunch too. ⛺️
-Aye, he's got a bit o' the devil in him, but he's not full o' evil. 👿
-But what about that rogue, Cap'n So-and-So? 🤪
-The seas have always been rough, me hearties. ☺️
-Ye just gotta pick yer battles, aye? 😮 😳
-Who else ye got in mind, savvy?
-'Cause this here scoundrel be the only choice.
-Aye, ye just can't stand the poor fella! 😡
-Ya must have a soft spot fer that sorceress, Killery. 💕
-Ye be callin' me names fit for the Black Spot! 🤪