My favorite character to orange pill is the "trading macro" archetype.

"Considering the current paradigm, you're not hedging the global fiat financial system by holding hard supply cap monies, such as Bitcoin?"

"As a student of history would think you'd be diversifying into an alternative financial system that can not be censored by world governments"

"Oh nice you have a holographic Charizard, I need one too or I'll be left behind"

We collectively understood hedging better as children 😅.