They never bite me when I'm with my wife!
I just hear a sound like a flight of very small jets passing overhead as they completely ignore me to get to her.
When she's not around, they go for my calves.
Why do mosquitoes always bite me on the butt?? Anyone else have this problem? #mosquitoesareassholes
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Hugs for her, it's the same for me and the husband. I'm covered in bites and he says he doesn't feel them. They'll even bite me through the chair when we're sitting outside.