Why do mosquitoes always bite me on the butt?? Anyone else have this problem? #mosquitoesareassholes
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lol no. Usually my ankles and forearms
I feel like those are the places least bitten for me 😂.
They get ruperts tiddies
I will refrain from making horribly inappropriate comments and just giggle to myself. 😝
😂 I expect inappropriate comments when talking about...mosquitoes 😉
They never bite me when I'm with my wife!
I just hear a sound like a flight of very small jets passing overhead as they completely ignore me to get to her.
When she's not around, they go for my calves.
Hugs for her, it's the same for me and the husband. I'm covered in bites and he says he doesn't feel them. They'll even bite me through the chair when we're sitting outside.
They always leave me alone, I don't know why, but I'm grateful 😂
Do you normally run cold? I'm always cold and I heard mosquitoes are attracted to body heat. So I practically never get bit.
I'm like a lizard. Unless I'm basking in sunlight I'm basically an ice cube.
There you go. Embrace your icicle blood. It makes you invisible to mosquitos!
Whatever it is, I'm grateful. If they can't see me then it's more of a one sided battle, coz I'll chase the buggers when I do see them.
Good, they deserve it. Here is some literature, to prove I'm probably not making everything up. 😂
I'm gonna be like Arnie at the end of the predator movie 😂
Is there a drinkable poison that works just for mosquitoes?
Umm either carry around a chicken or pour liquid garlic on yourself. Mosquitoes despise this pungent plant.
Apparently that's what Disney World does.
If they're biting you on the butt, isn't #mosquitosmakeassholes more appropriate?
😂😂 I do believe you are correct... gotta keep those tags on topic 😆
I'm sorry, it seems your butt may be too hot for its own good. 😂
🤦♂️😅😓 no! Excuse me, do you go naked? Nice to meet you yarnlady 🤝😉
😂😂 not a nudist, they bite me through my pants 😭
I always have odd hypotheses about stuff, here's one concerning your situation (brace yourself and forgive me if you're easily offended):
Your man slaps your ass so frequently that you have developed thick ass veins [on your ass 🙄], so the temperature profile of your ass is attractive to mosquitoes
Ok, first of all, why are you walking around naked? And secondly, mosquitos don't like blood that has alcohol in it. Clearly you're not drinking often enough🥃😅.
I've had alcohol in me and they still bite...through jeans even... I'm going with nostr:nprofile1qqsw5940sx6c7vyqqxx7aahky5rnmhfmz7s8z6czsv6h39rgkgrx90spzamhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumn0wd68ytnzv9hxgtcpzamhxue69uhkvun9deejumn0wd68yvfwvdhk6tcpzamhxue69uhhv6t5daezumn0wd68yvfwvdhk6tct2xpeh 's ass vein theory, it sounds the most fun 😂
You know... i think he may be right.
