They always leave me alone, I don't know why, but I'm grateful ๐Ÿ˜‚

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You're lucky and must share your secrets.

I think I might be toxic ๐Ÿ˜‚

I'm listening... ๐Ÿคฃ

Do you normally run cold? I'm always cold and I heard mosquitoes are attracted to body heat. So I practically never get bit.

I'm like a lizard. Unless I'm basking in sunlight I'm basically an ice cube.

There you go. Embrace your icicle blood. It makes you invisible to mosquitos!

Whatever it is, I'm grateful. If they can't see me then it's more of a one sided battle, coz I'll chase the buggers when I do see them.

Good, they deserve it. Here is some literature, to prove I'm probably not making everything up. ๐Ÿ˜‚

https://www.popsci.com/environment/mosquitoes-heat-sense/

I'm gonna be like Arnie at the end of the predator movie ๐Ÿ˜‚

Is there a drinkable poison that works just for mosquitoes?

Umm either carry around a chicken or pour liquid garlic on yourself. Mosquitoes despise this pungent plant.

Apparently that's what Disney World does.

https://www.rd.com/article/no-mosquitoes-at-disney-world/

Grabs parasitic wasps and liquid garlic...why do I have no friends?? ๐Ÿ˜‚

Only true friends can withstand ๐Ÿ˜‚

๐Ÿ˜‚ Would you help me with my wasps fren? Wait!!! They're for the mosquitoes!!!!

It's funny you bring this up, the hubs got a thermal camera a while back and let's just say my ass is super hot ๐Ÿ˜‚

๐Ÿ˜† It seems the solution to your problem is to cool your ass down. Like sit on a giant IceCube.

๐Ÿ˜‚ solves multiple problems actually.