I always have odd hypotheses about stuff, here's one concerning your situation (brace yourself and forgive me if you're easily offended):
Your man slaps your ass so frequently that you have developed thick ass veins [on your ass 🙄], so the temperature profile of your ass is attractive to mosquitoes
Possibly the best explanation and I'm going with this 😂... ass veins made me giggle.
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I want you both to know that I will be testing this theory out on my gf later today.
😂😂 happy to help
This is all true.
