I fully expect and accept that Nostr will at some point just be my 7 friends and me noting memes on my tired old raspberry pi relay.
Now when you tag the Puzzle_it bot the author of the image used in the puzzle, the tagger and puzzle bot will split the zaps when the puzzle is zapped 40/40/20
Shout out to nostr:npub1mrechz2tgtmspqc9e6l30dyfy4j57g43srzcvxupzs0cpn8h9pyqwms0g5 for the idea
It's like zap whoring, but not gay.
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This is his fourth time. Three different health insurance companies (thanks Obama) and the hospital where he was born. I don't know why we even try anymore.
I just hit the up arrow 487 times.
My kid's name, address, and SSN got stolen from an incompetently secured database belonging to the third-party contractor handling mailing services for a health insurance company. They knew about it a year ago, but only told us about it now.
But he gets some free credit monitoring, so all is well.
I did ham radio stuff with the kid today. Didn't even think about the price of corn. Pretty good day here, too.
There have been some other wtf meals, too, but they were all good. There was a green soup that didn't work for me. I chalk that one up to the 'tism. Pretty sure it was fine for anyone remotely normal.
The powerful drilling of a pileated woodpecker.
📹Francois Potvin
https://video.nostr.build/fba618aa4f401d172fb44063c96413469d92e0e85f2be9c8cc2cd29ffe859c2b.mp4
If you play their call, they'll swoop down and investigate you. Like, comment, and subscribe for more woodpecker facts.
Oh that lasagna soup fucks, trust me.
I was actually thinking more along the lines of death ray.
I'd like to rent 5,000 satellites, please. Will send address for the light delivery.
It's not. They have to learn or they'll never be free.
This is a superior experience, and it requires an intellectual buy-in.
That's why they always start out so nice, but can't even keep the pumps working after the first year.
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....and it's right.
Nostr note posted by the Whargarblian Ambassador after first contact in 2126:
Hey man don’t take this the wrong way if you’re from there but most Earthlings are scammers. Idk what it is but every Earthling I meet has some type of low level fraud going on 😂
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World famous mother fucker is our Mr cheese
I get around.
Because they have similar taste in gifts.
UK changed my life. My wife and kid prefer it, also. Doesn't mean it's "the best" but it's so good I quit looking.
I never had a swipe keyboard because old. But yeah, it's nice to have actual keyboard commands available. The smart phone is a lot smarter without a dumb keyboard.
Yep. That's my daily driver. GrapheneOS stock keyboard doesn't work well with Amethyst, so I switched to that. Never going back now.
I was just reading through the CleverKeys info and saw where they forked UK and added all the cool swipe stuff. The contributors are literally the dev and Claude. One man and his AI, gettin' shit DONE. 😂
Merry Xmas to all.
Those that say happy holidays GFY
I know I didn’t get you all but I tried
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Merry Christmas and bless your heart.
😂 Good, glad to hear it. Hope you have an awesome day.
Sent a little something to the QR. Y'all have a good Christmas!
Basically together for 25ish years now. She always had a thing for the cheese.
My wife is best wife.
I just cropped the white and made it a square png with transparent background. Then I uploaded it to emojito.meme with the other goofy emojis. You can just copy it and add it to your own little emoji pack if you want.
