I always have odd hypotheses about stuff, here's one concerning your situation (brace yourself and forgive me if you're easily offended):

Your man slaps your ass so frequently that you have developed thick ass veins [on your ass ๐Ÿ™„], so the temperature profile of your ass is attractive to mosquitoes

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Possibly the best explanation and I'm going with this ๐Ÿ˜‚... ass veins made me giggle.

I want you both to know that I will be testing this theory out on my gf later today.

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ happy to help

This is all true.

Ass veins ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ not sure why this hit the giggle button, but it did.

Also love that the butt mosquito biting has been such a great conversation ๐Ÿ‘๐ŸฆŸ

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