Just did some work in a neighbors’ chicken coupe (baby sitting their chickens while out of town).

The preschooler thought it prudent to tattletale to the bride that I wore sandals to complete this task when she called for an update.

(while driving home I proceed to give an extensive lecture on what happens to snitches)

Preschooler upon returning home: “Momma! Snitches get bitches!”

…I don’t think he learned the lesson, but boy oh boy did I. #plebdad struggles.