👨‍⚖️ Judge: “Why didn’t you turn the wallet in to the police? You clearly saw it wasn’t yours!”

🧔‍♂️NostRICHES: “Yes, Your Honor… the wallet wasn’t mine.

But when I felt that orange vegetable-tanned leather and realized it was part of the Bitcoin Collection crafted by LeatherMint…

I swear — I lost control of my senses!”