Bacon did you check your anus though? Gotta probe that real quick before it gets infected. Might be lots of bacon grease in there. Unclog it Bacon! π₯π₯π₯
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Discussion
"What is a Fatberg?"
Oh god π€£π noooooo
Gotta take care of your anus Bacon π
It does a lot of work. It may need some rest and relaxation.
I think an anus massage is in order.
Dear God, don't look at me. I ain't probing.
Is that doable with a theragun?

Reporting this as pornography.
"HOW DARE YOU?!"
Itβs for your muscles. The sphincters are muscles π€
Lift weights.
Biggest strongest sphincter ever.
Strengthening it is good. But Bacon has to clean it. Big fatberg in there
No fatbergs here, I told you, I flushed it down. Leave my fatberg and me alone! You just hate us cuz you anus β
Ah now I understand. Uranus is in retrograde. Thatβs why your anus is degrading π€
You just hate us cuz Uranus
What's a nus?
A black hole βπ
Black hole is what Bacon had with the fatberg after eating the fatburger.
This is a βοΈ red circle of retards. They are not the same π€
Wowww. You just hate my anus π
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I didn't expect to see so much butt stuff on Nostr today
Bacon said something something face scan anusβ¦and here we are now π
Talk about off the rails π
You think normies would give into an anal scan?
Some would.
If thereβs free world coin in exchange sure π
I wonβt touch the first sentence. Iβve done enough already π€
"Fartcoin for an anus? Any takers? I've got 3 fart shillings for anyone who will submit to an anus scan!"
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Omg π€£
Donβt look at me. Iβm just brainstorming what could help you π
I really appreciate it lolll
We have to help eachother out on nostr
Press stop. Quickly
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