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Bacon did you check your anus though? Gotta probe that real quick before it gets infected. Might be lots of bacon grease in there. Unclog it Bacon! πŸ₯“πŸ₯“πŸ₯“

Bacon you have a fatberg? Sounds serious πŸ‘€

I got it at Fatberger. I flushed it down, sorry.

Sounds extremely painful πŸ˜‚

It was

Oh god 🀣😭 noooooo

Gotta take care of your anus Bacon πŸ˜‚

It does a lot of work. It may need some rest and relaxation.

I think an anus massage is in order.

Dear God, don't look at me. I ain't probing.

Is that doable with a theragun?

Reporting this as pornography.

"HOW DARE YOU?!"

It’s for your muscles. The sphincters are muscles 🀭

Lift weights.

Biggest strongest sphincter ever.

Strengthening it is good. But Bacon has to clean it. Big fatberg in there

No fatbergs here, I told you, I flushed it down. Leave my fatberg and me alone! You just hate us cuz you anus β­•

Ah now I understand. Uranus is in retrograde. That’s why your anus is degrading 🀭

You just hate us cuz Uranus

What's a nus?

A black hole β­•πŸ‘€

Black hole is what Bacon had with the fatberg after eating the fatburger.

This is a ⭕️ red circle of retards. They are not the same 🀭

Wowww. You just hate my anus πŸ˜‚

At first I read β€œyou just ate my anus”. I don’t know you like that Bacon πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Oh gosh no!! Well, I am tasty πŸ₯“πŸ₯“

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I didn't expect to see so much butt stuff on Nostr today

Bacon said something something face scan anus…and here we are now πŸ‘€

Talk about off the rails πŸ˜‚

You think normies would give into an anal scan?

Some would.

If there’s free world coin in exchange sure πŸ˜‚

I won’t touch the first sentence. I’ve done enough already 🀭

"Fartcoin for an anus? Any takers? I've got 3 fart shillings for anyone who will submit to an anus scan!"

🀣🀣🀣🀣

:thinkguy_sm:

Omg 🀣

Don’t look at me. I’m just brainstorming what could help you πŸ˜‚

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