I got a bag potatoes
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Discussion
If you’re looking for a word play Halloween costume idea, hang one of those taters on a string so it’s at crotch height. Congratulations you’re a dick-tater/dictator.
The man in penny is a keeper
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Oh little girl, there are times when I feel, that i’d rather not be the one behind the wheel.
Love it 😂😂🤣🤣🤣 your pun game is strong 🙏🏽🙌🏽💯💯
Thank you!
De nada.
So tell me, you come to these conclusions often? What’s a pretty girl like you doing in a time this?
^..like this..^
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Do I come up with punny Halloween costume ideas frequently? Mostly in the run up to Halloween. I’m so sad I’ve never had a baby. For years I’ve wanted the parents to go as a spoon and fork and dress the baby as a spork.
Mainvolume nooo 😂😂😂😂🤣😂🙏🏽 
What I do?
Not a french fry fan?
A corner stone in nutritional junk food.
Romeo & Julia is an oppenheimer type of happy ending
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Eager hearts, patience lights outs.
Dramatic effects enhance the experience.
I can’t tell you yet, but maybe tomorrow has a romantic touch to it.
Is the virtue in sin?
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