If you’re looking for a word play Halloween costume idea, hang one of those taters on a string so it’s at crotch height. Congratulations you’re a dick-tater/dictator.

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The man in penny is a keeper

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Oh little girl, there are times when I feel, that i’d rather not be the one behind the wheel.

Love it 😂😂🤣🤣🤣 your pun game is strong 🙏🏽🙌🏽💯💯

Thank you!

De nada.

So tell me, you come to these conclusions often? What’s a pretty girl like you doing in a time this?

^..like this..^

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Do I come up with punny Halloween costume ideas frequently? Mostly in the run up to Halloween. I’m so sad I’ve never had a baby. For years I’ve wanted the parents to go as a spoon and fork and dress the baby as a spork.

Would you like some heroin? We have a doctor here.

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I think you need to work on your jokes.

Tough crowd, but I’ll try

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