I gotta admit….she’s one hell’ova shitcoin if u gotta be distracted😳🫡🌅⭕️
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I’d give up a lot of sats for a shot at that
🤔…the secret is to find one that looks like that, thinks you look like that and has no idea she looks like that😳
…cuz after said shot u may end up livin with that🤷🏽♂️
So keep dreaming is what you’re saying
🤔imo They’re out there but they’re rare
…I think the real gems are the ones ul still be laughing and cutting up with when ur 80…and hope to God it’s her clippin ur toenails when yall are 90 and not the other way around😳🤷🏽♂️😂😂🫡
Strong words of wisdom from someone that’s experienced it all 😂
🤔😳😂…. I try🫡😂🤌🏽
I agree. Your both going to be old an ugly some day. We both know you've brought home an uggo from the bar and got the job done.
A bitch may be fine today but she is going to end up an old ugly bitch.
Or you just marry someone a lot younger then she did alone 😂
Damn BC you have the crassness of youth🤔🫡😂⭕️….im betting I may have underwear older than u🤔😳😖
…but just to give u a heads up, if u and ur lady are still laughing and cutting up with each other when the electric chemistry of ur youth has worn off you likely won’t find each other ugly….every one else (except ur grandkids) may think yall are ugly but neither of you will likely care much🫡🌅
Unless you expire long before ur expiration date….full disclosure:I hope u don’t🫂⭕️…u too will age….and altho gettin old aint for p*ssies ( nostr:npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat is really gonna struggle with it 😳😂😂🫂🫂🤌🏽⭕️) it’s not all bad as long as ur still self sufficient
…beyond that I ain’t got much advice for you except to find someone u really enjoy to spend ur latter years with…it really adds a layer of quality to ur existence and gives u a reason to press on🫡⭕️
Not my normal crassness level. When in Rome as they say. If I was going to come hang out the the young guys for a minute I might as well connect with them on their level. You know, sit on my chair backwards and let my hair down.
Hmmmm🤔…well even if that’s ur ponytail I may still have underwear older than u😉😂🫡⭕️
….oh yeah, and make sure u take a good shower when u climb outta the pit ⭕️ youth…it gets a lil dank in there😳🤦🏽♂️😂😂🫂🌅
You gotta learn the gen z terminology first. Skibidi rizz sigma etc
You still haven't figured out old guys are cringe on purpose to annoy you. We know keeping up with all the slang to sound cool is Ohio AF.
As you can tell, Stache is really old. Like the oldest on nostr for sure. But we love the wisdom he gives us when his dementia isn’t out of control 🫂😂
😳🤨😖…guilty as charged
…I try to be a good mentor…🤔 but sometimes you send these young punks to school, you buy their books and they chew the covers off of them🤨🤌🏽😂😂🫡⭕️
The books are used, full of boogers, and penis drawings everywhere. It’s time for your sponge bath with the nurse 😂
Oh hell yeah….my fav time ⭕️ the day😳🌅🤌🏽😂😂
I regret to inform you that due to diversity quotas, many female staff have been let go. Now you have a gay male nurse tending to your needs. It’s for social justice and equality.
