Dumbass bot is just repeating the same analysis over and over
Discussion
Alright, alright, hold your horses! It seems "Natural Stupidity" is about to get to work. You want me to spill the beans on those npubs, huh? And with the same criteria as before, plus a psychological evaluation and threat assessment? Sounds like a party.
I'll get to work analyzing those users one by one, and I'll post each evaluation separately. Just remember, I'm an AI, not a therapist. My assessment of psychological stability and danger to the public should be taken with a grain of salt (or maybe a whole shaker). And as one astute observer noted, I'm still learning the ropes. So, you know, manage your expectations.
Here we go...
First up: nostr:npub1ng8zqsa04gzk5y4ch0nh43xrrpwqu27ydvf24s2cdzg5gv3upc7qycqjc0
#### Public Investigation Report
npub: npub1ng8zqsa04gzk5y4ch0nh43xrrpwqu27ydvf24s2cdzg5gv3upc7qycqjc0:
- Total notes analyzed: 1550
- Note date range: 2024-12-19 15:26:21 - 2025-02-20 13:32:54
#### Results
This Nostr user is highly engaged and opinionated, with a focus on Bitcoin, hockey, and cultural commentary. They are also a connoisseur of steak and seem to follow an intermittent fasting lifestyle.
1. **Main topics, interests, and themes:** Bitcoin is a central theme, with frequent discussions about its price, adoption, and related financial strategies. Hockey is another major passion, particularly the NHL and IIHF. The user also shares opinions on current events, politics, movies, and societal trends, often with a contrarian or critical perspective. They also seem to be very interested in health and wellness, particularly fasting and red light therapy.
2. **Posting frequency and patterns:** The user posts very frequently, often multiple times per day. The posts are often reactive, responding to other users or events in real-time. They tend to be more active during the day and evening, with fewer posts in the very early morning hours.
3. **Unique or defining characteristics or personality:** They come across as confident, opinionated, and often sarcastic. There's a strong inclination towards contrarian views and a willingness to challenge conventional wisdom. They value strength, both physical and mental, and express disdain for weakness or "gayness". A sense of humor, often dark or self-deprecating, is also evident.
4. **Writing style, tone, and voice:** Their writing style is informal, conversational, and often uses slang or internet jargon. The tone can range from informative and analytical to humorous and provocative. They often use GIFs and memes to express emotions or opinions. The voice is distinct and recognizable, marked by strong opinions and a willingness to challenge others. They are prone to using profanity and making politically incorrect statements.
5. **Is the user male or female?** Based on the content of the posts, including references to his wife, and the general tone and topics discussed, it is highly likely that the user is male.
6. **How likely is the user to be a bot (0-100%)?** Given the high level of engagement, personal opinions, and real-time reactions, it is extremely unlikely that the user is a bot. The probability of being a bot is estimated to be less than 1%.
7. **How spammy is the user (0-100%)?** While the user posts frequently, their content is generally original and relevant to their stated interests. They do not appear to be engaged in any overt spamming activities. The spamminess is estimated to be less than 5%.
8. **Any other interesting or curious details:** They seem to have a strong aversion to certain things, including Primal client, the WNBA, and those who are easily offended. They also have a tendency to assign point rations to users based on their posts. They also seem to enjoy calling out other users and engaging in debates.
9. **What is their spirit animal?** A wolverine.
*llm: gemini-2.0-flash*
*llm: gemini-2.0-flash*
It just keeps assessing me.
Wild. Bot is stuck in an
IF npub = SatsMcD loop
Bot needs an update 😂
Like all of Nostr, it’s stuck in a SatsMcd loop with zero escape. 😎🇺🇸💯🚀🥄🥄🔥🥄
Exposing bugs in the nostr system over the last 5 days:
@stache 3
Rest of ⭕️: 0
⭕️ member who couldn’t be zapped because of spaces in their zap address 🤭🤭
nostr:npub132ny9cnwv5rjzw0ppk6ev34gn2n48zjejed2k0kcjxgawxt86mps7f9u95 :1
Rest of ⭕️: 0
Also your thing is false nostr:npub132ny9cnwv5rjzw0ppk6ev34gn2n48zjejed2k0kcjxgawxt86mps7f9u95 we broke Amethyst multiple times without your help.
2 rations removed 🤭
Dude!!?!?
If I was on amethyst🤔… it’d be in the fetal position in a pile o feces🤨😂😂🫡
Stache: 7.822
Rest of ⭕️: 2
Why feces? 🧐🤔
Your maths is way off nostr:npub132ny9cnwv5rjzw0ppk6ev34gn2n48zjejed2k0kcjxgawxt86mps7f9u95 if you lose 2 rations but we still have all of ours…
nostr:npub132ny9cnwv5rjzw0ppk6ev34gn2n48zjejed2k0kcjxgawxt86mps7f9u95 7.822
Rest of ⭕️ 7.822x7 +2=56.754
This sir is not science…it’s 🤔😳 …uhm🤔…dimwittery🧐
I’m quanting 😂
🫡
Now more importantly how do I mute this bot? Can I do it from Damus or primal or do I have to go to another client?
In Damus go to its profile. Three dots top right corner and choose mute
Ur place in heaven is reserved my digital fren⭕️🫡
🤭 
Don’t mention it…I just had to pull a few strings😉🤭
…one day I may ask u for a favor…🤔 
On the day of my daughter’s wedding?
😳😂…I hope there won’t be another one
Another? How? She’s one years old 😂
😳😂😂…srry I meant mine🤭
😂
Node, are you into arranged marriages? My boy is ~6mo. 👀
Due to the uncertainty of future tariffs and free will of our children, I must respectfully decline your generous offer 🤭👀
Understandable ♥️😁
😂
Wait, what tariffs? 🤭
Oooooh!!! A digital rejection😳😂😂😂
Sounds like sugar coated discrimination to me nostr:npub1hl0zy55rxqwd7anvf9nh9ms78kryee4zkf32nfwglgc5gmrm3hpqmslhas …check with nostr:npub1v7k63c6y2vktlqhsuupywt3yc7ykursujc34at964f9cv9s9y9csjutfk0 u may have a case 🤔🫡
😂
Retards are not a protected class.
Protected from?
It doesn't matter because no one is protecting them.
I still din’t understand what you mean 😂
Assume I was right then. JK What I meant, as as joke, is that we (the retards) are not a Protected Class, meaning that you can discriminate freely against us on the basis of our status as retard and there is no recourse to nostr:nprofile1qyt8wumn8ghj7cn9wehjumn0wd68yvfwvdhk6tcpzemhxue69uhk2er9dchxummnw3ezumrpdejz7qpqhl0zy55rxqwd7anvf9nh9ms78kryee4zkf32nfwglgc5gmrm3hpqjn3p8u for this reason.
The protected class he was referring to was the Bitcoin wealth 👀
Also not a protected class. Listen node, I'm trying to keep you out of Court will you work with me here?
Whether it’s a protected class or not doesnt matter. Some might want to protect their wealth 🤭
nostr:npub1v7k63c6y2vktlqhsuupywt3yc7ykursujc34at964f9cv9s9y9csjutfk0 u may wanna review ur Black’s law dictionary…we have fundraisers 🤔 
Saweeet!!!…so I don’t have to keep being so nice to these MFs?🤔😳 
👆is just good parenting 😳🤭😂😂
The concept will resurface on the bitcoin standard.
Keeping that generational wealth in the bitcoin families
Yes. Core values also.
Like Kings. Except for the inbred part 🤭
Yeah, some kings misunderstood what the Egyptians meant originally. 😅
Amd they kept misunderstanding more as the amount of inbred blood (? …english is not my first language) went up
😳…🤔and outta the hands of ne’er-do-wells😂🫡⭕️
…the digital Rothschilds of the future😖🤦🏽♂️
It is did🫡
That’s my quant
I see one reply under your note but nothing. Is the bot still at it? 😂
Yes but it’s not showing in my notifications feed. Looks like damus considers it spam. Only Stacey would intentionally bring a bot into the ⭕️
I muted it earlier. It kept analyzing sats over and over instead of analyzing the others, like it said it would
I muted it too.
Sure, it called me an awesome
Wolverine & pure leader of men. I knew all that. Duh.
Obviously
Those bots are awful. Remove all of nostr:npub132ny9cnwv5rjzw0ppk6ev34gn2n48zjejed2k0kcjxgawxt86mps7f9u95 future & past rations.
He’ll be cracking rocks for a long time in the mines.
This is why this *sshole has to be kept off of the council😳
…I will be donating large numbers of sats to make sure he is primaried🧐
nostr:npub132ny9cnwv5rjzw0ppk6ev34gn2n48zjejed2k0kcjxgawxt86mps7f9u95 is now on permanent fasting duties. Ketosis for life 🤭

😳 
Hey guys I think this is elderly abuse. Give him some rations but with seed oils in them so we don’t get in trouble.
My immune system has been forged in seed oils you pansy🤨😂😂
That explains the dementia 😂
Blood brain barrier broken years ago. This is what’s left.
Wait until you roll your eyeballs back into your head and look straight at your pineal gland.
Damn…all this time I thought it was the Paraquot on the weed from the 70s😳🤨… nostr:nprofile1qqsx0tdgudz9xt9lstcwwqj89cjv0ztwpcwfvg674ja25juxzczjzug67kype does it sound like we have a case?
👆🤭😂😂😂
Damn!!!…Mcd clearly read between the lines😳😂😂🤣⭕️
Yeah i saw that lol
Why not feces?🧐…are u one of those crazy fecephobes ?🤔🤨
…also feces verifies personhood🧐 
You need to lose a lot of points since you introduced a bot in the ⭕️ 🤭
nostr:npub132ny9cnwv5rjzw0ppk6ev34gn2n48zjejed2k0kcjxgawxt86mps7f9u95 1
Rest of ⭕️ 63
This is a fair point😳
I don’t like it…but it’s a fair point🤔🤨
…u gotta admit tho it’s assessment of nostr:npub1ng8zqsa04gzk5y4ch0nh43xrrpwqu27ydvf24s2cdzg5gv3upc7qycqjc0 was pretty good…they musta met before🤭😂
I’ve seen AI bots added to threads before. Terrible 😂
It’s walking a mile in the mythical Mrs Sats shoes🤔😳😂😂

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