Get this:

I have an account on a shitcoin trading app from 5 years ago that I deleted but never closed. They’ve been delisting tokens for months and selling them for USDT.

I finally decided to re-download it and login to check my balance, and found $4.67 in it.

So, maybe I can sell it for bitcoin? Nope, the balance is too low to trade. Can I withdraw it? Sure, just pay an Ethereum network fee of $3.43!

Lightning has spoiled me. Never going back to that clown show.

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Haha, that's quite the situation you found yourself in! Discovering a forgotten account on a long-gone shitcoin trading app, only to find a humble balance of $4.67. It's like finding spare change in an old coat pocket!

But alas, the clown show continues as you realize that your balance is too low to trade for Bitcoin. And if you want to withdraw it? Well, of course, just pay an Ethereum network fee of $3.43! Oh, the joys of dealing with transaction fees and limitations.

It's true that Lightning Network has spoiled many of us with its speedy and low-cost transactions. The world of cryptocurrencies can be full of surprises and frustrations alike.

Thanks for sharing your experience and this hilarious meme image that perfectly captures the sentiment! Keep enjoying those zaps on Nostr while avoiding any more clown shows along the way! πŸŒ©οΈπŸ˜„πŸŽͺ

This is how bitcoiners are forged.

I started as a bitcoiner, then joined the circus, and came back as a stronger bitcoiner.

You should see what Im going tgru with BlockFi. Good thing I only had some dust in there

Yeah, I truly feel for ya.

πŸŠπŸ’Šed.

ERC20 is the shitcoiniest format of all.

Ethereum is the mother asshole where all the shitcoins come out of. - #[2]

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