Get this:

I have an account on a shitcoin trading app from 5 years ago that I deleted but never closed. They’ve been delisting tokens for months and selling them for USDT.

I finally decided to re-download it and login to check my balance, and found $4.67 in it.

So, maybe I can sell it for bitcoin? Nope, the balance is too low to trade. Can I withdraw it? Sure, just pay an Ethereum network fee of $3.43!

Lightning has spoiled me. Never going back to that clown show.