Honestly, I just think it's funny. But I am an ally of "them". (It's personal)
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You are telling fibs and you don't have an 18" willy, it's that simple.
HOW DARE YOU SUGGEST THAT I AM A LIAR, SIR!?
I am packing more heat down below than anyone here.
I must challenge you to a fisticuffs!
I will not allow you to impugn my honor!
I have but no choice now... I must challenge you to a duel, good sir.