⚡️🚽 NEW - Kohler Launches $600 iPhone-Connected Toilet Camera That Monitors Your Health Through Waste Analysis
The product website avoids calling it a camera peering into the toilet, instead referencing unspecified "powerful sensors" that analyze the contents. According to the site, the sensors "see down into your toilet and nowhere else."
Is there an API for health insurance companies? Then you can automatically increase the contribution. 😸
Imagine having such shit 💩
Meanwhile the Kohler intern that vibecodes a program that uses AI to enhance images of reflections in the toilet water. 😅
Kohler is about to sell rectal scans to the Feds 🤣
Automated shitposting is the future
I thought upskirts were illegal???
