Sorry to hear this Will. I wonder if this will also affect Telegram? I assume iOS doesn't have an apk equivalent thing (I don't know anything about this), so you could have an official zapless on appstore and a fork made by NotWill with zaps? I don't know, sorry I'm sure you have thought and are thinking of solutions:/
Trying to think of any positives to come out of this? Would this be picked up by tech press? Would this be of interest to Elon Musk what with his plans for twitter?
Sorry, just rambling #coffeechain thoughts, hope you come up with a solution(s).🙏