Send a couple million sats to my mint. They go in my lightning wallet. I delete my mint and disappear.

It's like giving a hobo who runs Hobomint some gold for some Hobocash. But don't you worry your pretty little head, your Hobocash is ALWAYS redeemable at Hobomint for gold. 😇

A solid, recognizable mint owner is less risky than Hobomint.