> I'd have to be a creeper and find a woman who is significantly younger than me.

Well, as long as she's an adult, you can let her make up her own mind ;-)

> I would certainly have to find a woman who is also a Bitcoiner. So the pool is really small. haha

There are women who will be happy to have you provide for the family and take charge of the money thingies. You can keep the magic of bitcoin to yourself if she's not interested. But... as long as she's not a pro-vaxxer... ;-)