A modern-day gladiator match designed to keep men glued to the screen, debating stats, screaming over grown men in tights, and inhaling seed oil sludge while billion-dollar corporations cash out.

It’s the Roman Colosseum 2.0, except instead of fighting for survival, it’s Bud Light commercials, halftime psyops, and dopamine-draining hype.

Don’t fall for the trap. Build your body, business, and skills instead. That’s real victory.