I’d love to go toy shopping with you. I can already feel the blood rushing to my face when you ask the clerk, “Can we test the new purchase?”—then wonder aloud whether we should get a booth or if it’d be okay for me to hump it right here in the open. 😳
…Sorry, got a little carried away there. 😄 What were you saying?
The clerks would probably want to see everything. And I wouldn't say no. I might even prostitute you a bit, some cash won't hurt. More money, more toys. 😂
I'm out for today, I should try to sleep. And, since I came, I don't need you till tomorrow. You should sleep locked somewhere. 💋
Yay, I was useful! You have no idea how satisfied you just made a particular corner of my mind.
Happy to be of use 😇
