super egoically, i know, but not in a bad way, like not to death, and no equipment harmed
before i die
would i really like to know if i ever, in all my time on the internet, made anyone choke on their water reading my words
just one spit take one time
a true one
i just think im really very funny but you might have to be here like in my head
i hope so
cos that's not a crime
not hoodwinking
it is more funny to me because of how true if that makes sense
i am out here paying in vanessa lee carltons
that is a fact of the matter
how insane that is
is hilarious to me
