Yes. This is how I mog the normies. I wear a hat that advertises for tortilla chips that are ridiculously expensive, but they are made with salt and good organic corn and beef tallow and that’s how I roll. You can keep your platinum grills and heavy gold chains.

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I just loved you a little more Sir John my friend 👊

My biggest flex is my Costco cart with 10-15 cheeses 3 flats of 30 eggs with no meat And little else.

We’re friends and it feels good. That’s an excellent flex.

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its a cozy little corner of the web we live in

Sheeeet. My biggest luxury is i belong to a "hank of the month club" so I get a new exclusive handkerchief mailed to me monthly. Usps shows today is Hank day and I'll get another one in my mail in about 6 hours. I'm pumped.

My hats always convey an extremist attitude so people know I'm not a midcurver.

I don’t know why but as a kid I made the permanent determination that I wouldn’t wear any clothes that say anything about my beliefs. I didn’t like the idea of walking into a conversation where the other guy knows more about me than I do about them as a starting point. That said, I love that hat and also fuck the fed.

Good thing you didn't choose inflooencer for a career, then.

My hats usually deter conversation, in my experience.

My influence is much more covert.