⚡️🚨 ALERT - Ghanians are hurrying to secure spots in one of the 8 arks built by False Prophet Eboh Noah, who claims God revealed that the world will end tomorrow, December 25th, by flooding, and only those in his ark will be saved.
Earlier this year, the Ghanaian government temporarily arrested him for this claim but released him, considering it a religious matter, not a crime to prophesy.
https://blossom.primal.net/7b6cac02b0411c08ecd8b27c322354e54a15c4f8dfd9bc7ca56a5cc4e0753ca0.mp4
Well shit. I thought we were going to make it.
Ok but did he actually build big ass boats?
“So in the present case I tell you, keep away from these men and let them alone, for if this plan or this undertaking is of man, it will fail; but if it is of God, you will not be able to overthrow them. You might even be found opposing God!” So they took his advice,”
Acts 5:38-39 ESV
Noah takes crypto, doesn't he? 🎄
Let me guess, Eboh gets to procreate with all the chosen ones…
Bitcoin is the liferaft. No profets needed
Hollywood will love this story and make much money with it!
⚡️ UPDATE nevent1qqs988a78xj446t05syp43r7xxf80rqw9agpay7wahrgpsnzsc5z5usr7yf7u
