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You’d get muted at 42. It’s the rule. Can you believe that?!?!

At that point we’d know the meaning of life, the universe, and everything - further posts would be redundant.

Wait, you know the meaning of life? 🤔

42

It’s not 42, count again 😂

Not muted 😂

How would you know?

The Queen knows everything, do you wish to debate this with me? 😂

No, your highness. I will passive aggressively shit in your shoes while you’re asleep. #CatRevenge

🤣🤣🤣

And this is why I don’t have a cat, dogs don’t do this type of shit 😂

Nope. They just piss on the couch.

Nope mine doesn’t! He has his own toilet that he uses!

Eww

Bunny gonna grab some popcorn and watch cats and dogs fight…. Maybe later 🤢

Yes do that bunny!

The only real cats on this planet are these, all the rest are just pretend obnoxious kittys!

Say what now?

Here puss puss 😂

I’m sure it’s a wolf you’ve got potty trained.

We come back to the beginning of this thread. Queens are politicians, no?

No the Royal Family doesn’t get involved in politics

They do attend beheadings though.

When a Queen speaks publicly, she is engaging in politics. Sometimes in manners that are more direct than others.

Correct my Lord, and for that I shall behead this kitty cat! 🗡️

That went 0 to 300 real fast

Wahat am i looking at?

What’s left of me.

(Disclaimer: cat is fine, head tucked away sleeping)

The cat has been beheaded!

I don’t need that end to shit in your shoes.

Cats are not as smart as they think they are!

Why are there no seeing eye cats for the blind people or sniffer cats at the airports?

Not smarter than dogs, kitty!

You’re right. We got humans to pay us for free. So dumb.

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Slow cooked stew kitty!! 😂

Is the tenderest pu… fuck I can’t go there.

Every cat has its limits

It would have nothing against our family dog 🐶

Now see that’s a gorgeous creature and very intelligent!

Dogs make useful minions *cough* I mean pets.

Go lick yourself kitty!

I’ve been doing that the entire time.

Cleaned up ok, actually get back to licking yourself

I can multitask. Unlike your dog.

Bahahaha 😂 what did I just read

Go lick yourself again and again and again kitty!

I think kitty licked himself to sleep 😴😂

I’ll go pick up some wood to start the fire

Cats never forget. 😾

Have you finished licking yourself kitty?

Correct, but they don’t last forever

They last 9x as long as dogs.

In that case my cats will outlive me for sure 🥹😂

You don’t want to die in a house full of cats.

That would be gruesome

How did you get a picture of my secret bunker? 😕

Only a silly kitty would hide in a pot to be cooked!

The others would hide in washing machines to be washed 😂😂

Can confirm both statements.

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See, don’t even have to get to 42 notes for you to believe something I posted.

Can confirm