Went to the lab to get a blood test done.

Gave the blood, no problem.

Got up and walked back to the lobby, where I casually got into a conversation with the front desk lady.

Passed out and smashed into the wall behind me.

My ego was bruised a bit, but I got to experience my first wheelchair ride and drank a little juice box, so that's something.

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This made me genuinely laugh out loud.

Still laughing.

But seriously, are you good now? You didn’t die did you?

Lesson: don’t give blood.

I'm good. Luckily, the wall that I slammed into broke the fall.

My right butt cheek is a bit bruised, but other than that, I'm good.

Damn. Well that’s good news but you may want to drink more water. Just saying.

I’m on a water kick again fwiw.

I already had 3 liters since I woke up. Gonna crush some more 💪

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hope you feel better. passing out is scary.

I had a habit of passing out a few seconds after standing up in my teen years and woke up at the bottom of the staircase a few times.

It felt like getting choked out. One second, I'm all there, the next I get weak everywhere and lose all functions.

it's fortunate how the body converts to a losely tensioned bag of bones when we lose consciousness. otherwise we would wake up with sprained joints or broken bones.

💪💪💪💪💪💪💪

Bruised ass is a long way from the heart.

is that the same as stretching under tension or weight

Tis. But we don’t use the word stretching anymore. It’s banned on Nostr.

that's a stretch

Always raising the bar. 👌

New terms of service update.

Noted.

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50/50/50 damn it🤣

That’s scary lol drink a lot of water and get up slowly when you give blood

The weird part is how it happened 3-4 minutes after finishing. They only took 3 small tabs for testing.

I had three juice boxes. I tried every flavour they had. I forgot how bad those things taste lol

That’s really weird. If the front desk lady was cute, I would’ve told her that she had me falling for her 😂

I'm happily married, but I'll give her your npub next time lol

glad you're alright, your zapper is broken tho 😅

Hmmm maybe my alby node is down 🤔

maybe it's only me, getting minibits errors but only for you brb

I was able to zap myself. Might be on your end.

looks like it is only my end, ma bad

That’s weird. Feel better 🫂