Wait... Is this a thing? For 1M sats I will send you a personal GM and PV every day until nostr:nprofile1qqsrhuxx8l9ex335q7he0f09aej04zpazpl0ne2cgukyawd24mayt8gprfmhxue69uhkcmmrdd3x77pwve5kzar2v9nzucm0d5hszxnhwden5te0wpuhyctdd9jzuenfv96x5ctx9e3k7mf0qydhwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnhv4ehgetjde38gcewvdhk6tc4rdlnm decides to turn Nostr off. If I miss a day, you get your 1M sats back. 💜🫂🤙🏻

This is a shitpost, but I'm also medium serious.

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