Wait... Is this a thing? For 1M sats I will send you a personal GM and PV every day until nostr:nprofile1qqsrhuxx8l9ex335q7he0f09aej04zpazpl0ne2cgukyawd24mayt8gprfmhxue69uhkcmmrdd3x77pwve5kzar2v9nzucm0d5hszxnhwden5te0wpuhyctdd9jzuenfv96x5ctx9e3k7mf0qydhwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnhv4ehgetjde38gcewvdhk6tc4rdlnm decides to turn Nostr off. If I miss a day, you get your 1M sats back. ππ«π€π»
This is a shitpost, but I'm also medium serious.
Oh, working for that nostr GM truck stop money. I would feel like a dirty girl.
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This already exists. Called online girlfriend.
I don't think I'm allowed to have one of those.
Maybe you could be one?
I don't think I have to even ask permission from my wife because it's Nostr and you don't have to ask for permission here.
Here you could be even the permission itself.
Shhhh, whats on nostr, stays on nostr
nostr:nprofile1qqsfpuyj8re4zneync4nx0npr8h0f95hqg8e2m7hkeejecgcm5d48jcprdmhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumn0wd68yurvv438xtnrdakj7qgkwaehxw309ahx7um5wfjkc6t5v4ejummjvuhsz8mhwden5te0dehhxarj94ex2mrp0yhxgetjv44k2mmnwvhx6ef0g9a028 these were just shitposts I love you I won't make these jokes again I'm sorry π₯Ή
I'd make a bot like utoxs GM bot. π€£
Oh man. I would have done it manually.
This is why you make the big zaps.
Weβre witnessing the genesis of Nostr men onlyfans π π π pick your GM boy for 1M sats only
#OnlyFollows
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Lifetime GMs only for 1M how much for a yearly subscription? ππ
Hmm. I haven't given the subscription model much thought π€π€£
