My daughter, seeing your name while scrolling my nostr: "isn't that the girl that sings?" 🩷

He will not abandon his post.... We got the alcohol AND WiFi package 🤣

This is the anti-hot dad bod 🤣... Unlike my husb 😍😍😍

Your picture is missing something....

We still call him this 🤣

Not joining the group tho. I have first-hand knowledge 😁😂.

See you all in 2 weeks 💜🧡

nostr:nprofile1qqsr7acdvhf6we9fch94qwhpy0nza36e3tgrtkpku25ppuu80f69kfqppemhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mp0qy0hwumn8ghj7mn0wd68yttjv4kxz7fwv3jhyettwfhhxuewd4jj7qg3waehxw309ahx7um5wgh8w6twv5hsleq7kw throwing gang signs on the lake today 🤣

Which cousin 😂

Wait. Wait. WAIT. you did NOT tell me Rockstar was going to be there. Was bad enough I was missing Island & Mallory 😞

What is your unhealthy obsession?

Mine is racing my GPS.

Do I win? Abso-fucking-loutely - every single time.

GPS says time to destination is 26 minutes. You bet your ass I'm making it in 25 minutes or less 😂

You're still an ass 😘

Still ended in a tie 🤦🏼‍♀️

While nostr:nprofile1qqsr7acdvhf6we9fch94qwhpy0nza36e3tgrtkpku25ppuu80f69kfqppemhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mp0qy0hwumn8ghj7mn0wd68yttjv4kxz7fwv3jhyettwfhhxuewd4jj7qg3waehxw309ahx7um5wgh8w6twv5hsleq7kw is in Helsinki....

With my girl 💜

My role as nostr:nprofile1qqsr7acdvhf6we9fch94qwhpy0nza36e3tgrtkpku25ppuu80f69kfqppemhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mp0qy0hwumn8ghj7mn0wd68yttjv4kxz7fwv3jhyettwfhhxuewd4jj7qg3waehxw309ahx7um5wgh8w6twv5hsleq7kw travel companion has been taken over by Shadow.

This cute cat better not do me dirty 😂

This was NOT on the post vacay bingo card. I wanted a dog, damnit.

That's basically where we're at! Love this area!

Where are you at?! We're headed to the beach soon!

Father Derek ✝️

Not gonna lie..... It's pretty damn good 🤣. Would I buy it? No. Would I turn down a free one? Also no.

I love you. Nigh nigh 😘💜

Daily "WTF Derek meme" 🤦🏼‍♀️

Damn, you got the C.E.O. 😍😍💜💜

Daughter: (squeals with excitement) "is that for ME?!?"

Me: "No"

Daughter: "But, can it be?!"

😒