To avoid being eaten and by accepting this pardon, this turkey must be admitting to have committed a capital offense.
⚡️🇺🇸 NEW - Trump pardons Gobble the turkey for Thanksgiving.
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To avoid being eaten and by accepting this pardon, this turkey must be admitting to have committed a capital offense.
They were probably Israeli spies.
As far as I can tell that's everyone except me.
