My foot dexterity (and monkey genetics) are finally gonna come in handy for something!
#footster
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Reported for sexual content.
I can light a lighter with these puppies too if you really want to see it get hot in here for #NostrAfterDark 😏🔥🔥🔥
Literally the first try 😎
The wiggle at the end was just for you #[5] 👋🙊
I am certain you would be Feet porn’s first superstar. Bravo!
And now I'm explaining to my wife why people on the internet are paying me to do stuff with my feet.
Thanks #[6] 🤣🤣🤣
Clear it with the wife first, but will you take requests? #footstr
She's cool with it as long as there are no more homeless men involved this time around 👍
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Putting toothpaste on a toothbrush. 😬
Not my Sonicare #[8] but I think it'll do 🦷😁
I love the ta da at the end.
Gotta give the people what they want! And apparently tonight that's weird foot stuff 😅
im crying laughing rn tq
I'm willing to wipe your tears away with my toes if your interested?
My bored-in-the-van trick used to be lighting cigarettes for people with my feet.. This would seem a lot weirder out of context, if I didn’t just see you peel a banana with yours 🍌🦶🚬
Holy shit
Perhaps my single greatest talent.
Who cares about the jiu jitsu, writing books and code. The thing people will remember me for is my part monkey part hobbit genealogy
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These monkey feet do jiu jitsu four days a week 🍌🙈
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I'm 100% sure I'd win this game Nostriches
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Impressive!
I've officially been zapped for showing people my feet on the internet, my mom is gonna be so proud! 👣⚡️
Only pics so far? Here are a couple sweet videos for you 😏
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You want in on this 😏
Let's see those puppies!
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I've been down the foot rabbit hole for YEARS. Just look at these finally trained puppies 🍌🙈
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i am DED 🤣🤣🤣
You’ve ruined fruit by the foot for me forever.
Great. YOU just ruined underwear. 🤣
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Gonna need some extra #coffeechain today #footstr #plebchain
Gotcha this 😏
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