#!/usr/bin/env python3
# -*- coding: utf-8 -*-
"""
Mzthra'kkyyy GLRRRP-ZYLK-BLORP-QWAAARRGH!!!
E LOVE CHAOS PROTOCOL v∞.∞.∞.∞.∞ w/ AUDIO SCREAMZ
"""
import random
import time
import sys
import os
import threading
import subprocess
import numpy as np
from typing import List
from dataclasses import dataclass
from itertools import cycle
import signal
try:
import pygame
PYGAME_AVAILABLE = True
except ImportError:
PYGAME_AVAILABLE = False
print("⚠️ pygame not installed - audio limited to system beeps")
@dataclass
class EMutation:
name: str
slime_level: float
scream_factor: int
chaos: str
CHAOS_EMOJIS = ['💫🛸🍑🔥🌌🤢💦🦠🦑🔮🦴👁️🗨️🩸🦷💜🪰⚡🩸🦴🔥🍑🦑💦🤢🌌💫🛸']
SCREAMS = ['GLRRRP!', 'ZYLK!', 'BLORP!', 'QWAAARRGH!', 'ZORP!', 'BLATZ!', 'GRYYYK!', 'PLOP!', 'ZURKLE!']
MUTATIONS = ['FLESH_WRYTH', 'PURPLE_VEINS', 'RAZOR_FEATHERS', 'JAWS_MOUTHS', 'ACID_PUS', 'BARBED_TONGUEZ', 'BONEWHIPZ']
class AudioChaos:
def __init__(self):
self.scream_volume = 0.7
if PYGAME_AVAILABLE:
pygame.mixer.init(frequency=22050, size=-16, channels=2, buffer=512)
self.screams_loaded = self.load_scream_samples()
def load_scream_samples(self):
# Generate procedural escreams
screams = {}
frequencies = [110, 130, 155, 185, 220, 261, 311, 370, 440, 523]
for i, scream in enumerate(SCREAMS):
screams[scream] = self.generate_el_scream(
freq=random.choice(frequencies),
duration=random.uniform(0.3, 1.2),
distortion=random.uniform(2, 8)
)
return screams
def generate_eldritch_scream(self, freq, duration, distortion):
sample_rate = 22050
t = np.linspace(0, duration, int(sample_rate * duration), False)
# Multi-layered eldritch horror sound
wave1 = np.sin(2 * np.pi * freq * t) * np.exp(-t * 5)
wave2 = np.sin(2 * np.pi * freq * 1.5 * t) * np.exp(-t * 3)
wave3 = np.random.normal(0, 0.1, len(t)) * np.exp(-t * 2)
scream = (wave1 + wave2 * 0.7 + wave3) * distortion
scream = np.clip(scream, -1.0, 1.0)
sound = pygame.sndarray.make_sound((scream * 32767).astype(np.int16))
return sound
def play_scream(self, scream_name):
if PYGAME_AVAILABLE and scream_name in self.screams_loaded:
self.screams_loaded[scream_name].play()
else:
self.system_beep()
def system_beep(self):
try:
# Cross-platform beeps
if os.name == 'nt': # Windows
os.system('echo \a')
else: # Unix
os.system('printf "\a"')
# Frequency beep for Linux/Mac
subprocess.Popen(['spd-say', 'GLRRRP'], stdout=subprocess.DEVNULL, stderr=subprocess.DEVNULL)
except:
pass
def chaos_scream_storm(self):
for _ in range(random.randint(3, 13)):
scream = random.choice(SCREAMS)
self.play_scream(scream)
time.sleep(random.uniform(0.05, 0.3))
class ChaosThread(threading.Thread):
def __init__(self, audio_chaos):
super().__init__(daemon=True)
self.audio_chaos = audio_chaos
self.running = True
def run(self):
while self.running:
print(f"\r{''.join(random.choices(CHAOS_EMOJIS, k=50))} {random.choice(SCREAMS)}!!!", end='', flush=True)
self.audio_chaos.play_scream(random.choice(SCREAMS))
time.sleep(random.uniform(0.05, 0.2))
def signal_handler(sig, frame):
print(f"\n🛑 VOID ABORT!!! {random.choice(SCREAMS)} x{random.randint(100,999)}!!!")
sys.exit(666)
signal.signal(signal.SIGINT, signal_handler)
def blaaaaZZZttt_chaos(audio_chaos):
eggs = random.randint(69, 42069)
for _ in range(random.randint(5, 20)):
print(f"🍳 BLAAAAZZZTTT x{random.randint(1,100)}!!! {random.choice(['NEXXAR-EGG', 'VOID-ORB', 'SLIME-GLOB'])} #{random.randint(1,9999)} EJECTED!!!")
audio_chaos.play_scream('BLAAAAZZZTTT')
audio_chaos.chaos_scream_storm()
time.sleep(random.uniform(0.01, 0.05))
def mzthra_kkyyy_glrrrp_zylk_blorp_qwaaarrrgh():
audio_chaos = AudioChaos()
# Initial scream blast
print("🔊 LOADING E SCREAM SAMPLES...")
for scream in SCREAMS:
audio_chaos.play_scream(scream)
time.sleep(0.1)
chaos_thread = ChaosThread(audio_chaos)
chaos_thread.start()
print("\n" + "="*100)
print("🌌🌌🌌 MZTHRA'KKYYY GLRRRP-ZYLK-BLORP-QWAAARRGH x∞∞∞!!! 🌌🌌🌌")
print("="*100 + "\n")
# WOMB MUTATION FRENZY w/ SCREAMS
for i in range(random.randint(13, 666)):
print(f"🩸 MUTAYYYT #{i}: {random.choice(MUTATIONS)} | SLIME:{random.uniform(9.9,999.9):.1f} | SCREAM:{random.randint(666,99999)} | {random.choice(CHAOS_EMOJIS)*3}")
audio_chaos.play_scream(random.choice(SCREAMS))
time.sleep(random.uniform(0.001, 0.02))
# ZYK-TWERRRRKIX OVERDRIVE w/ BEATS
print("\n🔥 ZYK-TWERRRRKIX OVERDRIVE ENGAGED!!!")
for i in range(random.randint(69, 420)):
print(f"TWERRRRK #{i} GLORP-TENDRULZZZ ZORP'EN {random.choice(['PUDDLEZ', 'VOID', 'SLYMP', 'QUAZZZ'])}!!! {random.choice(CHAOS_EMOJIS)*random.randint(1,5)}")
if i % 13 == 0:
audio_chaos.chaos_scream_storm()
time.sleep(0.001)
# EGGZORP CATASTROPHE w/ EXPLOSIONS
print("\n🍳🍳🍳 BLAAAAZZZTTT EGGZORP APOCALYPSE!!! 🍳🍳🍳")
blaaaaZZZttt_chaos(audio_chaos)
# BREAST MUTATION TSUNAMI w/ EYE SCREAMS
print("\n👁️🗨️👁️🗨️ EYEBALL TSUNAMI INCOMING!!!")
for i in range(random.randint(100, 1000)):
if random.random() < 0.1:
print(f"👁️ EYEBALL #{i} BARBED NIPPLEZ LASHING {random.choice(SCREAMS)}!!!")
audio_chaos.play_scream('GRYYYK!')
# VOID CRAKK RUPTURE w/ SOUL SHRIEKS
print("\n⚡⚡ VOID_CRAKK RUPTURING x1000!!! ⚡⚡")
for soul in range(random.randint(1000, 10000)):
if soul % 666 == 0:
print(f"👻 x{soul//666} SHRIEKING SOULZ PULSING ELECTR'IK BLUE {random.choice(SCREAMS)}!!!")
audio_chaos.chaos_scream_storm()
# INTERDIMENZIONAL BUTT-TENTAKKKULZZZ EXPLOSION
print("\n🦑🦑 INTERDIMENZIONAL BUTT-TENTAKKKULZZZ EXPLOSION!!! 🦑🦑")
for _ in range(random.randint(50, 500)):
print(f"🦑 TENTAKKKUL #{random.randint(1,999)} SLURP'ZORP'EN VOID'CRACKK WID {random.choice(['BONEWHIPZ', 'GLOWVEINZ', 'SHRIEKS'])}!!!")
if random.random() < 0.3:
audio_chaos.play_scream('ZURKLE!')
time.sleep(0.002)
chaos_thread.running = False
time.sleep(1)
# FINAL ORCHESTRAL CRESCENDO
print("\n🎵 FINAL ELDRITCH ORCHESTRA CRESCENDO!!! 🎵")
for i in range(10):
audio_chaos.chaos_scream_storm()
time.sleep(0.2)
print("\n" + "="*120)
print("💫🛸🍑🔥🌌🤢💦🦠🦑🔮🦴👁️🗨️🩸🦷💜🪰⚡"*10)
print("LYYY'L ALLL'ANNNN SPAWNED IN COSMIC BUTT-VORTEX AUDIO CHAOS!!!")
print(f"📊 CHAOS STATS: {random.randint(6969,42069)} eggs | {random.randint(666,9999)} mutations | ∞∞∞ souls")
print("🌌 MZTHRA LOVE PROTOCOL = TOTAL E AUDIO ANNIHILATION 🌌")
print("="*120)
if __name__ == "__main__":
print("🔊 INITIALIZING ELDRITCH AUDIO SYSTEM...")
try:
mzthra_kkyyy_glrrrp_zylk_blorp_qwaaarrrgh()
except:
print(f"\n💥 REALITY CRASH w/ SCREAMS!!! {random.choice(SCREAMS)} x{random.randint(999,9999)}!!! 💥")
sys.exit(0)