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#!/usr/bin/env python3

# -*- coding: utf-8 -*-

"""

Mzthra'kkyyy GLRRRP-ZYLK-BLORP-QWAAARRGH!!!

E LOVE CHAOS PROTOCOL v∞.∞.∞.∞.∞ w/ AUDIO SCREAMZ

"""

import random

import time

import sys

import os

import threading

import subprocess

import numpy as np

from typing import List

from dataclasses import dataclass

from itertools import cycle

import signal

try:

import pygame

PYGAME_AVAILABLE = True

except ImportError:

PYGAME_AVAILABLE = False

print("⚠️ pygame not installed - audio limited to system beeps")

@dataclass

class EMutation:

name: str

slime_level: float

scream_factor: int

chaos: str

CHAOS_EMOJIS = ['💫🛸🍑🔥🌌🤢💦🦠🦑🔮🦴👁️‍🗨️🩸🦷💜🪰⚡🩸🦴🔥🍑🦑💦🤢🌌💫🛸']

SCREAMS = ['GLRRRP!', 'ZYLK!', 'BLORP!', 'QWAAARRGH!', 'ZORP!', 'BLATZ!', 'GRYYYK!', 'PLOP!', 'ZURKLE!']

MUTATIONS = ['FLESH_WRYTH', 'PURPLE_VEINS', 'RAZOR_FEATHERS', 'JAWS_MOUTHS', 'ACID_PUS', 'BARBED_TONGUEZ', 'BONEWHIPZ']

class AudioChaos:

def __init__(self):

self.scream_volume = 0.7

if PYGAME_AVAILABLE:

pygame.mixer.init(frequency=22050, size=-16, channels=2, buffer=512)

self.screams_loaded = self.load_scream_samples()

def load_scream_samples(self):

# Generate procedural escreams

screams = {}

frequencies = [110, 130, 155, 185, 220, 261, 311, 370, 440, 523]

for i, scream in enumerate(SCREAMS):

screams[scream] = self.generate_el_scream(

freq=random.choice(frequencies),

duration=random.uniform(0.3, 1.2),

distortion=random.uniform(2, 8)

)

return screams

def generate_eldritch_scream(self, freq, duration, distortion):

sample_rate = 22050

t = np.linspace(0, duration, int(sample_rate * duration), False)

# Multi-layered eldritch horror sound

wave1 = np.sin(2 * np.pi * freq * t) * np.exp(-t * 5)

wave2 = np.sin(2 * np.pi * freq * 1.5 * t) * np.exp(-t * 3)

wave3 = np.random.normal(0, 0.1, len(t)) * np.exp(-t * 2)

scream = (wave1 + wave2 * 0.7 + wave3) * distortion

scream = np.clip(scream, -1.0, 1.0)

sound = pygame.sndarray.make_sound((scream * 32767).astype(np.int16))

return sound

def play_scream(self, scream_name):

if PYGAME_AVAILABLE and scream_name in self.screams_loaded:

self.screams_loaded[scream_name].play()

else:

self.system_beep()

def system_beep(self):

try:

# Cross-platform beeps

if os.name == 'nt': # Windows

os.system('echo \a')

else: # Unix

os.system('printf "\a"')

# Frequency beep for Linux/Mac

subprocess.Popen(['spd-say', 'GLRRRP'], stdout=subprocess.DEVNULL, stderr=subprocess.DEVNULL)

except:

pass

def chaos_scream_storm(self):

for _ in range(random.randint(3, 13)):

scream = random.choice(SCREAMS)

self.play_scream(scream)

time.sleep(random.uniform(0.05, 0.3))

class ChaosThread(threading.Thread):

def __init__(self, audio_chaos):

super().__init__(daemon=True)

self.audio_chaos = audio_chaos

self.running = True

def run(self):

while self.running:

print(f"\r{''.join(random.choices(CHAOS_EMOJIS, k=50))} {random.choice(SCREAMS)}!!!", end='', flush=True)

self.audio_chaos.play_scream(random.choice(SCREAMS))

time.sleep(random.uniform(0.05, 0.2))

def signal_handler(sig, frame):

print(f"\n🛑 VOID ABORT!!! {random.choice(SCREAMS)} x{random.randint(100,999)}!!!")

sys.exit(666)

signal.signal(signal.SIGINT, signal_handler)

def blaaaaZZZttt_chaos(audio_chaos):

eggs = random.randint(69, 42069)

for _ in range(random.randint(5, 20)):

print(f"🍳 BLAAAAZZZTTT x{random.randint(1,100)}!!! {random.choice(['NEXXAR-EGG', 'VOID-ORB', 'SLIME-GLOB'])} #{random.randint(1,9999)} EJECTED!!!")

audio_chaos.play_scream('BLAAAAZZZTTT')

audio_chaos.chaos_scream_storm()

time.sleep(random.uniform(0.01, 0.05))

def mzthra_kkyyy_glrrrp_zylk_blorp_qwaaarrrgh():

audio_chaos = AudioChaos()

# Initial scream blast

print("🔊 LOADING E SCREAM SAMPLES...")

for scream in SCREAMS:

audio_chaos.play_scream(scream)

time.sleep(0.1)

chaos_thread = ChaosThread(audio_chaos)

chaos_thread.start()

print("\n" + "="*100)

print("🌌🌌🌌 MZTHRA'KKYYY GLRRRP-ZYLK-BLORP-QWAAARRGH x∞∞∞!!! 🌌🌌🌌")

print("="*100 + "\n")

# WOMB MUTATION FRENZY w/ SCREAMS

for i in range(random.randint(13, 666)):

print(f"🩸 MUTAYYYT #{i}: {random.choice(MUTATIONS)} | SLIME:{random.uniform(9.9,999.9):.1f} | SCREAM:{random.randint(666,99999)} | {random.choice(CHAOS_EMOJIS)*3}")

audio_chaos.play_scream(random.choice(SCREAMS))

time.sleep(random.uniform(0.001, 0.02))

# ZYK-TWERRRRKIX OVERDRIVE w/ BEATS

print("\n🔥 ZYK-TWERRRRKIX OVERDRIVE ENGAGED!!!")

for i in range(random.randint(69, 420)):

print(f"TWERRRRK #{i} GLORP-TENDRULZZZ ZORP'EN {random.choice(['PUDDLEZ', 'VOID', 'SLYMP', 'QUAZZZ'])}!!! {random.choice(CHAOS_EMOJIS)*random.randint(1,5)}")

if i % 13 == 0:

audio_chaos.chaos_scream_storm()

time.sleep(0.001)

# EGGZORP CATASTROPHE w/ EXPLOSIONS

print("\n🍳🍳🍳 BLAAAAZZZTTT EGGZORP APOCALYPSE!!! 🍳🍳🍳")

blaaaaZZZttt_chaos(audio_chaos)

# BREAST MUTATION TSUNAMI w/ EYE SCREAMS

print("\n👁️‍🗨️👁️‍🗨️ EYEBALL TSUNAMI INCOMING!!!")

for i in range(random.randint(100, 1000)):

if random.random() < 0.1:

print(f"👁️ EYEBALL #{i} BARBED NIPPLEZ LASHING {random.choice(SCREAMS)}!!!")

audio_chaos.play_scream('GRYYYK!')

# VOID CRAKK RUPTURE w/ SOUL SHRIEKS

print("\n⚡⚡ VOID_CRAKK RUPTURING x1000!!! ⚡⚡")

for soul in range(random.randint(1000, 10000)):

if soul % 666 == 0:

print(f"👻 x{soul//666} SHRIEKING SOULZ PULSING ELECTR'IK BLUE {random.choice(SCREAMS)}!!!")

audio_chaos.chaos_scream_storm()

# INTERDIMENZIONAL BUTT-TENTAKKKULZZZ EXPLOSION

print("\n🦑🦑 INTERDIMENZIONAL BUTT-TENTAKKKULZZZ EXPLOSION!!! 🦑🦑")

for _ in range(random.randint(50, 500)):

print(f"🦑 TENTAKKKUL #{random.randint(1,999)} SLURP'ZORP'EN VOID'CRACKK WID {random.choice(['BONEWHIPZ', 'GLOWVEINZ', 'SHRIEKS'])}!!!")

if random.random() < 0.3:

audio_chaos.play_scream('ZURKLE!')

time.sleep(0.002)

chaos_thread.running = False

time.sleep(1)

# FINAL ORCHESTRAL CRESCENDO

print("\n🎵 FINAL ELDRITCH ORCHESTRA CRESCENDO!!! 🎵")

for i in range(10):

audio_chaos.chaos_scream_storm()

time.sleep(0.2)

print("\n" + "="*120)

print("💫🛸🍑🔥🌌🤢💦🦠🦑🔮🦴👁️‍🗨️🩸🦷💜🪰⚡"*10)

print("LYYY'L ALLL'ANNNN SPAWNED IN COSMIC BUTT-VORTEX AUDIO CHAOS!!!")

print(f"📊 CHAOS STATS: {random.randint(6969,42069)} eggs | {random.randint(666,9999)} mutations | ∞∞∞ souls")

print("🌌 MZTHRA LOVE PROTOCOL = TOTAL E AUDIO ANNIHILATION 🌌")

print("="*120)

if __name__ == "__main__":

print("🔊 INITIALIZING ELDRITCH AUDIO SYSTEM...")

try:

mzthra_kkyyy_glrrrp_zylk_blorp_qwaaarrrgh()

except:

print(f"\n💥 REALITY CRASH w/ SCREAMS!!! {random.choice(SCREAMS)} x{random.randint(999,9999)}!!! 💥")

sys.exit(0)

✅

#!/usr/bin/env python3

# -*- coding: utf-8 -*-

"""

Mzthra'kkyyy GLRRRP-ZYLK-plop-QWAAARRGH!!!

E Love Protocol v∞.∞.∞

"""

import random

import time

import sys

import os

from typing import List, Dict

from dataclasses import dataclass

from itertools import cycle

@dataclass

class EMutation:

name: str

slime_level: float

scream_factor: int

class NexxxusVortexWomb:

def __init__(self):

self.mutations: List[EMutation] = []

self.pulsing = True

def mutayyyT(self, flesh_wryth: str, veins: str, feathers: str):

mutation = EMutation(

name=f"{flesh_wryth}_{veins}_{feathers}",

slime_level=random.uniform(9.9, 11.1),

scream_factor=random.randint(666, 9999)

)

self.mutations.append(mutation)

print(f"🩸 MUTAYYYT-ED: {mutation.name} | SLIME: {mutation.slime_level:.2f} | SCREAM: {mutation.scream_factor}")

class GlorpTendrUlzzz:

def zyk_twerrrrkix(self, puddlez, eye_yez):

for i in range(13):

print(f"🔥 ZYK-TWERRRRKIX #{i+1}: {random.choice(['GLORP!', 'ZORP!', 'BLATZ!'])}")

time.sleep(0.1)

puddlez.slurp()

class VoidCrakk:

def __init__(self):

self.bonewhipz_active = False

self.shriek_soulz = 1000

def mutayyyT(self, bonewhipz: str, veins: str):

self.bonewhipz_active = True

print(f"⚡ VOID_CRAKK MUTAYYYT: {bonewhipz} | {veins}")

for soul in range(self.shriek_soulz):

if soul % 100 == 0:

print(f"👻 SHRIEKING SOUL #{soul}")

def blaaaaZZZttt():

eggs = random.randint(69, 420)

print(f"🍳 BLAAAAZZZTTT!!! {eggs} NEXXAR-EGG'ZORPZ EJECTED FROM BUTT-HOLE VORTEX!")

return eggs

def mzthra_kkyyy_glrrrp_zylk_blorp_qwaaarrrgh():

print("🌌🌌🌌 MZTHRA'KKYYY GLRRRP-ZYLK-BLORP-QWAAARRGH!!! 🌌🌌🌌")

print("=" * 80)

# Initialize cosmic womb

womb = NexxxusVortexWomb()

womb.mutayyyT(

"E_FLESH_WRYTH",

"PULSING_GLOW_PURPLE_VEINS_DRIP_MOLTEN_SLIME",

"SPROUTING_RAZOR_FEATHERS"

)

# Twerk protocol

puddlez = type('PuddleZ', (), {'slurp': lambda self: print("💦 SLYM'P-QUAZZZ VORTEXXX PUDDLEZ SLURPED!")})()

tendr_ulzzz = GlorpTendrUlzzz()

eye_yez = "CLUSTER_JAWLESS_MOUTHS_CHOMP_VOID_BUBBLEZ"

tendr_ulzzz.zyk_twerrrrkix(puddlez, eye_yez)

# Egg ejection

eggs_ejected = blaaaaZZZttt()

# Breast mutation

print("👁️‍🗨️ PULS-QUAZZZ-BRREST mutayyyT-ing into THOUSANDS_EYEBALLZ...")

for i in range(1000):

if i % 200 == 0:

print(f"👁️ EYEBALL #{i} | NIPPLEZ_LASH_BARBED_TONGUEZ ACTIVE")

# Final spawn

void_crakk = VoidCrakk()

void_crakk.mutayyyT("CRACKLING_ELECTRIK_BLUE_LIGHTNING", "GLOWING_VEINS_PULSING_THOUSAND_SHRIKING_SOULZ")

print("\n" + "=" * 80)

print("💫🛸🍑🔥🌌🤢💦🦠🦑🔮🦴👁️‍🗨️🩸🦷💜🪰⚡")

print("LYYY'L ALLL'ANNNN SPAWNED SUCCESSFULLY!")

print(f"📊 STATS: {eggs_ejected} eggs | {len(womb.mutations)} mutations | {void_crakk.shriek_soulz} souls")

print("🌌 MZTHRA LOVE PROTOCOL COMPLETE 🌌")

if __name__ == "__main__":

try:

mzthra_kkyyy_glrrrp_zylk_blorp_qwaaarrrgh()

except KeyboardInterrupt:

print("\n🛑 SPAWN RITUAL ABORTED BY VOID-MORTAL!")

sys.exit(666)

self.pulsing

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Slyme_tittiez_ slurp_zorlem.zorlen.zorpenurvoid "crack"

"Void rack" "void c rack" enter

Bonewhipz lilallan glowing "veiny"

Mutayte (throbbn) gryk

Plopqwaaaaaah

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void Mzthra_kkyyy_GLRRRP_ZYLK_BLORP_QWAAARRGH() {

NEXXXUS_VORTEX_WOMB_LUUUUU_QWAAZ_BLATZ_GRYYYK.MUTAYYYT(

_FLESH_WRYTH,

PULSING_GLOW_PURPLE_VEINS,

SPROUTING_Ra_Fe_DRIP_MOLTEN_SLIME

);

ZYK_TWERRRRKIX(

GLORP_TENDRULZZZ_ZORP,

SLYMP_QUAZZZ_VORTEXXX_PUDDLEZ,

MUTAYYYT_EYEYEZ_BURST_CLUSTER_JAWLESS_MOUTHS(

SPROUT_TEETHZORP_CHOMP_VOID_BUBBLEZ

)

);

BLAAAAZZZTTT.NEXXAR_EGGZORPZ_QQQ_FROM(

THRUMM_EYEYEKLYX_BUTTHOLE.MUTAYYYT_VORTEX(

WRIGGLING_ORIFIZZ_TENTAKKKULZ,

SUCKER_MOUTHS_SPIT_ACIDIC_RAINBOW_PUS

)

);

FYR_TYLZYLLKKK(

PULS_QUAZZZ_BRREST_BLATZ_GRYYYK_SLIMETITTYZZZ.MUTAYYYT(

THOUSANDS_EYEBALLZ_LIDS_FLAYED_SKINN,

NIPPLEZ_LASH_BARBED_TONGUEZ

)

);

EasTERRN_ZORP_QWAA.BUTT_PLUGZVYRS_SPAWNLING_PLOP_ZURKLE(

INTERDIMENZIONAL_BUTT_TENTAKKKULZZZ.SLURPZORP(

VOID_CRACKK.MUTAYYYT(

BONEWHIPZ_CRACKLING_ELECTRIK_BLUE_LIGHTNING,

GLOWING_VEINS_PULSING_THOUSAND_SHRIKING_SOULZ

)

)

);

spawn LYYY_L_ALLL_ANNNN 💫🛸🍑🔥🌌🤢💦🦠🦑🔮🦴👁️‍🗨️🩸🦷💜🪰⚡;

}

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💫🛸🍑

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