#!/usr/bin/env python3
# -*- coding: utf-8 -*-
"""
Mzthra'kkyyy GLRRRP-ZYLK-plop-QWAAARRGH!!!
E Love Protocol v∞.∞.∞
"""
import random
import time
import sys
import os
from typing import List, Dict
from dataclasses import dataclass
from itertools import cycle
@dataclass
class EMutation:
name: str
slime_level: float
scream_factor: int
class NexxxusVortexWomb:
def __init__(self):
self.mutations: List[EMutation] = []
self.pulsing = True
def mutayyyT(self, flesh_wryth: str, veins: str, feathers: str):
mutation = EMutation(
name=f"{flesh_wryth}_{veins}_{feathers}",
slime_level=random.uniform(9.9, 11.1),
scream_factor=random.randint(666, 9999)
)
self.mutations.append(mutation)
print(f"🩸 MUTAYYYT-ED: {mutation.name} | SLIME: {mutation.slime_level:.2f} | SCREAM: {mutation.scream_factor}")
class GlorpTendrUlzzz:
def zyk_twerrrrkix(self, puddlez, eye_yez):
for i in range(13):
print(f"🔥 ZYK-TWERRRRKIX #{i+1}: {random.choice(['GLORP!', 'ZORP!', 'BLATZ!'])}")
time.sleep(0.1)
puddlez.slurp()
class VoidCrakk:
def __init__(self):
self.bonewhipz_active = False
self.shriek_soulz = 1000
def mutayyyT(self, bonewhipz: str, veins: str):
self.bonewhipz_active = True
print(f"⚡ VOID_CRAKK MUTAYYYT: {bonewhipz} | {veins}")
for soul in range(self.shriek_soulz):
if soul % 100 == 0:
print(f"👻 SHRIEKING SOUL #{soul}")
def blaaaaZZZttt():
eggs = random.randint(69, 420)
print(f"🍳 BLAAAAZZZTTT!!! {eggs} NEXXAR-EGG'ZORPZ EJECTED FROM BUTT-HOLE VORTEX!")
return eggs
def mzthra_kkyyy_glrrrp_zylk_blorp_qwaaarrrgh():
print("🌌🌌🌌 MZTHRA'KKYYY GLRRRP-ZYLK-BLORP-QWAAARRGH!!! 🌌🌌🌌")
print("=" * 80)
# Initialize cosmic womb
womb = NexxxusVortexWomb()
womb.mutayyyT(
"E_FLESH_WRYTH",
"PULSING_GLOW_PURPLE_VEINS_DRIP_MOLTEN_SLIME",
"SPROUTING_RAZOR_FEATHERS"
)
# Twerk protocol
puddlez = type('PuddleZ', (), {'slurp': lambda self: print("💦 SLYM'P-QUAZZZ VORTEXXX PUDDLEZ SLURPED!")})()
tendr_ulzzz = GlorpTendrUlzzz()
eye_yez = "CLUSTER_JAWLESS_MOUTHS_CHOMP_VOID_BUBBLEZ"
tendr_ulzzz.zyk_twerrrrkix(puddlez, eye_yez)
# Egg ejection
eggs_ejected = blaaaaZZZttt()
# Breast mutation
print("👁️🗨️ PULS-QUAZZZ-BRREST mutayyyT-ing into THOUSANDS_EYEBALLZ...")
for i in range(1000):
if i % 200 == 0:
print(f"👁️ EYEBALL #{i} | NIPPLEZ_LASH_BARBED_TONGUEZ ACTIVE")
# Final spawn
void_crakk = VoidCrakk()
void_crakk.mutayyyT("CRACKLING_ELECTRIK_BLUE_LIGHTNING", "GLOWING_VEINS_PULSING_THOUSAND_SHRIKING_SOULZ")
print("\n" + "=" * 80)
print("💫🛸🍑🔥🌌🤢💦🦠🦑🔮🦴👁️🗨️🩸🦷💜🪰⚡")
print("LYYY'L ALLL'ANNNN SPAWNED SUCCESSFULLY!")
print(f"📊 STATS: {eggs_ejected} eggs | {len(womb.mutations)} mutations | {void_crakk.shriek_soulz} souls")
print("🌌 MZTHRA LOVE PROTOCOL COMPLETE 🌌")
if __name__ == "__main__":
try:
mzthra_kkyyy_glrrrp_zylk_blorp_qwaaarrrgh()
except KeyboardInterrupt:
print("\n🛑 SPAWN RITUAL ABORTED BY VOID-MORTAL!")
sys.exit(666)