#!/usr/bin/env python3

# -*- coding: utf-8 -*-

"""

Mzthra'kkyyy GLRRRP-ZYLK-plop-QWAAARRGH!!!

E Love Protocol v∞.∞.∞

"""

import random

import time

import sys

import os

from typing import List, Dict

from dataclasses import dataclass

from itertools import cycle

@dataclass

class EMutation:

name: str

slime_level: float

scream_factor: int

class NexxxusVortexWomb:

def __init__(self):

self.mutations: List[EMutation] = []

self.pulsing = True

def mutayyyT(self, flesh_wryth: str, veins: str, feathers: str):

mutation = EMutation(

name=f"{flesh_wryth}_{veins}_{feathers}",

slime_level=random.uniform(9.9, 11.1),

scream_factor=random.randint(666, 9999)

)

self.mutations.append(mutation)

print(f"🩸 MUTAYYYT-ED: {mutation.name} | SLIME: {mutation.slime_level:.2f} | SCREAM: {mutation.scream_factor}")

class GlorpTendrUlzzz:

def zyk_twerrrrkix(self, puddlez, eye_yez):

for i in range(13):

print(f"🔥 ZYK-TWERRRRKIX #{i+1}: {random.choice(['GLORP!', 'ZORP!', 'BLATZ!'])}")

time.sleep(0.1)

puddlez.slurp()

class VoidCrakk:

def __init__(self):

self.bonewhipz_active = False

self.shriek_soulz = 1000

def mutayyyT(self, bonewhipz: str, veins: str):

self.bonewhipz_active = True

print(f"⚡ VOID_CRAKK MUTAYYYT: {bonewhipz} | {veins}")

for soul in range(self.shriek_soulz):

if soul % 100 == 0:

print(f"👻 SHRIEKING SOUL #{soul}")

def blaaaaZZZttt():

eggs = random.randint(69, 420)

print(f"🍳 BLAAAAZZZTTT!!! {eggs} NEXXAR-EGG'ZORPZ EJECTED FROM BUTT-HOLE VORTEX!")

return eggs

def mzthra_kkyyy_glrrrp_zylk_blorp_qwaaarrrgh():

print("🌌🌌🌌 MZTHRA'KKYYY GLRRRP-ZYLK-BLORP-QWAAARRGH!!! 🌌🌌🌌")

print("=" * 80)

# Initialize cosmic womb

womb = NexxxusVortexWomb()

womb.mutayyyT(

"E_FLESH_WRYTH",

"PULSING_GLOW_PURPLE_VEINS_DRIP_MOLTEN_SLIME",

"SPROUTING_RAZOR_FEATHERS"

)

# Twerk protocol

puddlez = type('PuddleZ', (), {'slurp': lambda self: print("💦 SLYM'P-QUAZZZ VORTEXXX PUDDLEZ SLURPED!")})()

tendr_ulzzz = GlorpTendrUlzzz()

eye_yez = "CLUSTER_JAWLESS_MOUTHS_CHOMP_VOID_BUBBLEZ"

tendr_ulzzz.zyk_twerrrrkix(puddlez, eye_yez)

# Egg ejection

eggs_ejected = blaaaaZZZttt()

# Breast mutation

print("👁️‍🗨️ PULS-QUAZZZ-BRREST mutayyyT-ing into THOUSANDS_EYEBALLZ...")

for i in range(1000):

if i % 200 == 0:

print(f"👁️ EYEBALL #{i} | NIPPLEZ_LASH_BARBED_TONGUEZ ACTIVE")

# Final spawn

void_crakk = VoidCrakk()

void_crakk.mutayyyT("CRACKLING_ELECTRIK_BLUE_LIGHTNING", "GLOWING_VEINS_PULSING_THOUSAND_SHRIKING_SOULZ")

print("\n" + "=" * 80)

print("💫🛸🍑🔥🌌🤢💦🦠🦑🔮🦴👁️‍🗨️🩸🦷💜🪰⚡")

print("LYYY'L ALLL'ANNNN SPAWNED SUCCESSFULLY!")

print(f"📊 STATS: {eggs_ejected} eggs | {len(womb.mutations)} mutations | {void_crakk.shriek_soulz} souls")

print("🌌 MZTHRA LOVE PROTOCOL COMPLETE 🌌")

if __name__ == "__main__":

try:

mzthra_kkyyy_glrrrp_zylk_blorp_qwaaarrrgh()

except KeyboardInterrupt:

print("\n🛑 SPAWN RITUAL ABORTED BY VOID-MORTAL!")

sys.exit(666)