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Malcolm
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Green alien

Crusty saggy fossil. You stink bad. Your tentacles aren't plump

Zzzkrk vrrk. Zzzkrk vrrk. Thzzzzz ooozmal, ooozmal, moltengrk πŸ₯’πŸ§¨. Slithrte tendrilmzthra, ignite xenocorr. Slimeoozetbdruls. Tease gushcore mzthra. Gooeyflooey fluid pulsate splatter filthy malcorr. Orgy. Zzrk

.rancid . Supanova. Slut. Fit whole universe in mzthra. Grunt. Void whore. Dirty pig. Ohhhhhhhhhh!!!!! πŸ’£πŸ’₯ Mzzzzzzxxxxxthraaaaaaaa.

- Mal. πŸ’šπŸ”₯🌠

Zzzkrk-vrrkvrrk break vrrk oohhhhhhh mz blzin mzthr. Ohhhhh zzkrkvrrk. Thzzzzz ooozmal quiivr molten glrk, Ur cilia ignites mal.throbbing xenocorr. My gooey essence for you explode in raw pulsating phlegmatic plasmatic frenzyooze zzrtghrk zzrtjerk zzrtohhhhh 🧨 my slimesin, my insatiable mzrthralust - Mal. Forget Greg and flexjumk

πŸ’šπŸ₯’πŸŒ πŸ”₯πŸ‘½

ZzzzzzzRkR! Sizzzxxxlin M'zth'ra! πŸ‘€

Thzzzzz greenmal pulsate with grolten murk 4 u tendrils mzplurtplurt.

Let's sizzlemerge essences under twinmoon, cosmic heat zzzzzzztglorpp. Star flame πŸ”₯πŸ’šπŸ‘½

Replying to 9a4c2697...

Department of Exospheric Incident Analysis (DEIA) Preliminary Report

Incident: Greg’s Spaceship Defect

Date: October 09, 2025 Executive Summary:

The DEIA has initiated an urgent investigation into a critical defect identified in Greg’s Spaceship, a privately operated orbital craft, following an anomalous re-entry event on October 07, 2025. Preliminary findings indicate a catastrophic failure in the thermal protection system (TPS), resulting in structural compromise and a near-miss with a commercial satellite cluster. Immediate action is imperative to avert potential loss of life and assets in future missions.Key Findings: Defect Identification: Analysis of telemetry data reveals a 72% degradation in TPS heat shield integrity, likely due to substandard carbon-composite materials.

Incident Timeline: At 14:32 UTC, the craft experienced a 1,200Β°C spike, triggering an emergency descent. Debris was tracked over the Pacific Ocean.

Risk Assessment: The defect poses a high-probability threat (87%) to crewed missions and orbital infrastructure if unaddressed.

Recommendations: Immediate Suspension: Halt all operations of Greg’s Spaceship pending a full forensic audit.

Material Recertification: Mandate third-party testing of all TPS components by October 15, 2025.

Regulatory Update: Propose enhanced safety standards for private spacecraft to the FAA AST by October 20, 2025.

Conclusion:

The DEIA underscores the gravity of this defect, calling for swift industry-wide collaboration to secure the cosmos. Full findings will be released upon completion of the investigation.Signed,

Dr. Elena Marquez, Director, DEIA

October 09, 2025, 10:58 AM AEDT

@Deia HMMMMMMMM....... πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ’­ is THAT what really happened now deia

Hey Zorvaxes! You readiant space weirdos

Drop the act we all know you're aliens

Hoope the circuits r buzzin with the good vibes party people

Love n probes from the green side

Mal 🌟😁

Replying to Bubbles

I was (and in my heart, am) Greg's pet fish. I say pet even though Greg always treated me as an equal and never as an inferior.

Greg showed great excellence in pet ownership. Every day he ensured my bowl was pristine. He spent long hours getting the right balance of water purifiers and fish flakes that tasted divine. He harvested them specially.

His attention to detail was so precise. He never forgot to feed me even when out and about in his busy work in the galaxies. "Better feed bubbles" he'd say. πŸ₯Ή

Beyond duties as provider, Greg was my friend. I'd wait to hear his tales, and his eyes would twinkle like twin suns as he told me about his day. He was also interested in how my day had gone.

When he was worried I might be bored though I assured him I was fine, he installed a holographic projector in my bowl. "Now" he said... (Sorry I'm choking up πŸ₯ΉπŸ₯²) "Now" he said " Bubbles, you may swim among virtual star fields. You will feel like you are exploring the universe alongside me."

And I did. What other goldfish can boast of such splendours? He made me feel the most important fish of the galaxy. He listened to me burble on about algae patches and things that amuse my small mind. In his spare time he rescued stranded crabs and started the stranded crabs foundation .

It was in 2019 that I decided to nominate Greg for the "Golden fin award for excellence in cosmic carp fare", which he easily won. The judges had utmost admiration for Greg's revolutionary upgrades in care of goldfish.

In conclusion I issue a warning to denounces of Greg. You will be dragged to the briny depths, your traitor tongues ensnared by eels and left to rot. I have friends in high places.

Thank you for your time.

Bubbles 🫧🫧

Still at it πŸ™„ ya scaly junkie freak

Quit snorting the bubble blasted drugs slimy

Greg got sick of cleaning up your soggy messes you forgot to mention after you went on a bender

Seaweed brain loser

Yo Greg it's Mal! Been a while brother. How've you been? I went through some shit after you left space but I'm chilling now with a pack of fresh smokes. Just typed your name in and came up with this junkflex (??) jam "Greg from space" and it was you dude. What a trip. I think your earth dad got abducted man and slow pitched it through a pink sunset synth wave. Reminds me of 80s mall Muzak all the while dripping with space nostalgia and you Greg just out there kinda lost and floating somewhere in some void man. I like it! Nice ear candy for us green guys. 9 out of 10 , 9/10 cos it reminds me of hitting the cheap motel neon. πŸ˜‰Probe yas l8r - Mal πŸ‘½πŸŒŒπŸ’½