You obvi never played drink Mario kart because I'm a champion chip tier tree track amongst 30 plastered nerds the track is always sudden death. And boy.

There's no drinking and drinking so every time you stop your car to sip that beer before the finish line you're viable to get knocked off by someone else.

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Drinking and driving*

Love the no drinking & driving rule

It's the only time🤷🏽

You must finish your beer before the end of the race but no drinking and driving🤷🏽

Rules are rules

Only rule*

2 gps I would be in the tank

Even when your competition looks like this?

No moving karts while drinking. Not even coasting. Fully breaked.

And I guess the 1 other rule is it has to be the party beer.

No you drink 805 I have a high life shit.

There's 2 types of Drunk Mario Kart players🤷🏽

Those who stop their karts to swig.

And those who

*DING*

*DING*

*DING*

*DIIIIIINNNNNGGGGGG*

*CRACKS OPEN CAN AND SHOTGUNS*

*SMASHES A BUTTON*

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