There's 2 types of Drunk Mario Kart players🤷🏽

Those who stop their karts to swig.

And those who

*DING*

*DING*

*DING*

*DIIIIIINNNNNGGGGGG*

*CRACKS OPEN CAN AND SHOTGUNS*

*SMASHES A BUTTON*

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I would shot gun start myself

It's strategic for me depending on the track.

Most people shotgun because it seems faster.

But on a calm track I'll sip so I don't get drunk as fast. And usually people start spinning out and stuff trying shortcuts.

But on tracks that are more complex it's better to shotgun so I don't have to worry about stopping🤷🏽 rainbow road is one I don't like stopping on because it's already so hard

Oh our family has a switch my kids have been showing me which maps to sandbag on, might help you out lol

Yes

You can practice with them! Teach them the finer points of drinking and driving! Or as I like to call it a good ole booze cruise

Sorry toad you need to get dad a new beer

🤣🤣🤣