People seem to think that hyperbitcoinization is near, but is bitcoin prepared for that? With 200 vB per channel opening, we get 1 vMB/200 = 5000 new channels / block, 720 000 new channels per day. More than a year to onboard just USA, and we already sacrifice on-chain JPEGs in this scenario. That would force people into custodial solutions, because transfer to self-custody would be too expensive or slow. This could even be exploited by governments: "look how expensive it is to open a channel, use a bitcoin bank" - which can do fractional reserve just like in the good old days.
Batch opening? If we go crazy with 100 channels per tx and just 1 input, we can get 28835 channels per block. More than 5x better, onboarding USA takes just 72 days - so some people have to wait 72 days for their paycheck. Still not good enough.
Channel factories to the rescue? Sure, once they are implemented...
TLDR: careful what you wish