my wife is out of the house

I can’t find the toenail clippers

but I found a pair of scissors

that should be fine, right?

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Yeah, that's ok. I use garden shears on mine

Don’t you have like a surgical snipper or something?

I do, but it’s for chopping off a toe.

I just want to chop off the most distal portion of the toenail.

I mean…I think those things are different but I’m not a podiatrist either.

Well, whatever you decide, DO NOT venture out to purchase a toenail clipper. Too many options!

No kidding. I’m just going to borrow nostr:npub12gu8c6uee3p243gez6cgk76362admlqe72aq3kp2fppjsjwmm7eqj9fle6's sander.

Stanley knife is my go too for such jobs. Fresh blade to minimize the risk of infection tho.

The content on #nostr today is 🔥🤣

WTF did I just wake up too? 🤣😂

Paul told me to snap off my toe.

Bevo told me to cut off my toe.

Now you’re caught up.

Pour yourself a mimosa darling because there’s lots of interesting threads lol

I think I need tequila in it with this thread 😜

Will olfa blades work bevo? Cut away or round the nail?

Bofa blades don’t work according to Marie.

Bofa your froggy arse!

By candle light of course

BofA these tools will do the job😂

Just use the toe-knife .

No dice. The offspring is using that to make PB&J sandwiches at the moment.

Tell em to use the back of the toe spoon ?!

That’s what they told me to do with the toe spoon and now it’s taking too long.

Your house has no law and order man .

That is by design.

Is this like how platypus have those ankle spikes? How frog use scissors?

🍷 fren

I haven’t figured out the logistics yet

You’ve got this 💪

Should I call for ambulance?

Thats old trick

Mmm... M.. mm.. momma says frogs so awnry cuz they got all them toenails and no clippas

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