Wealth taxes, my friend.
Discussion
What if you buy another crypto kyc, then send to a hot wallet then swap that crypto into your monero wallet?
That helps your forward privacy (they wont know where it went if you do it correctly- which is definitely better), but they'll still know how much you bought. Not sure if history is on your side of government agencies and criminals being reasonable and believing that you no longer have it...but up to you
Ideally you would buy no-KYC + mix/swap/use private crypto