Heard about bitcoin in 2011.

Couldn’t figure out how to buy it, aside from meeting someone in an alleyway or something similar. Decided that was too shady and proceeded to forget about getting some before it caught on.

Messed around with TA and day trading stocks for a while. Got bored/disappointed and more or less broke even.

Started listening to Trace Mayer’s Bitcoin Knowledge podcast, got fomo real bad, and found a way to get my first sats through Kraken.