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Me: “Do you want to go brush your teeth, or be tickled until you fart?”

Toddler Vader (defiantly): “Farts!”

This cycle repeated until I had to crack open a window. The kid didn’t break.

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Good for her

Dude is ungovernable 😂

Excellent.

I want to see armies of such critters.

im building a farts toddler army

“A column of smoke by day, a pillar of farts by night” - Barron Vladimir Harkonnen

lollz, getting caught in the dragon tail of the Baron would be absolutely lethal...them spicy faarts

Hey, the shit must flow (or something like that).

sounds like she broke a ton of times 😂

no…even after i was able to negotiate a teeth brushing he looked at me after this, laughed in my face, and said “farts”

What kind of a choice is this, farts every time

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